Dear Diary:
Hello again.
So, I was saying, I really really liked it, BUT the ending killed me....
But now I want to download the theme song on my phone. Is this something normal?
I haven't slept in a day. I was planning on sleeping a few minutes ago before I started writing again, but Sealand kept me up with a "discussion" about who our favorite characters were. I honestly liked no one. They were both stupid.
ANYWAYS- Finland noticed that I didn't eat or sleep in a day (Thank you Sealand) so he said
Finland: We should all go to a restaurant and have a nice lunch together!
Sweden: Ok
Sealand: Sweet!
Me: I can barley keep my eyes open-
Norway: No-
Denmark: PIZZA HUT-
Finland: wE'RE NOT GOING TO P I Z Z A H U T OK?? How about Olive Garden?
Me: That place is overrated.
Sweden: Ikea
Finland: For the fifth time this week, we're NOT going to Ikea. Any other suggestions?
Norway: How about we just look for some restaurant somewhere around the city?
Everyone: .....
So we all went outside and started looking for some nice place to eat.
Denmark: MCDONALDS!
Norway: No-
Finland: How about that nice little fast food restaurant? The one with the yellow "M"!
Norway: You mean McDonalds?
Finland: Yeah!
Norway: ..... alright-
Denmark: YEAHHHH!
And that's how we all went to McDonalds to eat. My word...
I need to thank the lady at the counter for being able to tolerate our orders (maybe not). I still don't know how I managed to remember them all. It must be some type of diary writing talent or something.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds, can I have your order?
Norway: ...... Who'll order first?
Sealand: Me, please!
Cashier: Alright young man, what would you like?
Sealand: Hm... I want a hamburger, miss!
Cashier: ......what kind?
Sealand: With cheese!
Cashier: Alri-
Sealand: And ketchup but with no mustard! Also, with onions, no lettuce, EXTRA TOMATO, only three pickles because I start feeling funny if there's more- OH, AND CHICKEN NUGGETS- but don't make them crunchy because I don't like it like that. Also, don't give me that stUpid sauce that-
Finland: One happy meal, please.
Sealand: .....
Cashier: What about you, sir?
Finland: A triple hamburger.
Cashier: Isn't that too much for you?
Finland: I once at a buffalo... alone.
Cashier: OK, ONE HAPPY MEAL AND A TRIPLE HAMBURGER! Next?
Sweden: I want a salad.
Cashier: You came to McDonalds for a sa-
Sweden: *GLARE*
Cashier: ANYTHING ELSE?
Norway: I want a salad too.
Cashier: Alright.... who-
Denmark: I WANT A HAPPY MEAL! AND A TOY!
Norway: DEN- ..... I mean... MATHIAS!!
Denmark: Oh that's hot...
Norway: ......
Cashier: ...... there's an age limit on Happy Meals, sir.
Denmark: B-But.... I wanna happy meal... please?
Cashier: Age limit....
Denmark: ... o-oh... I-I see...
Norway: oh noooooooo, "anko" got depressed.
That's the nickname he uses for Denmark after that time Japan gave a "How to Speak Japanese" lesson at a world meeting one time. That's where "Su-san" comes from, too.
Everyone: oh no-
Denmark: In that case I'll have a normal cheeseburger and a medium coke, please.
Norway: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Denmark: It's ok. We have to learn to be mature and order appropriately-
Norway: THIS ISN'T YOU! STOP IT!
Cashier: ........
Me: ..... I would like a hamburger.
Cashier: What type?
Me: Whichever. I don't mind at this point.
Cashier: Alright...
I would of apologized but.... she gets paid to tolerate shit daily. I don't.
We ate in peace-... I ate in peace.... in a separate table.
We finished our meals and went back home, ALMOST like civilized people.
Why can't at least ONE day in my life be normal, eh?
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
