Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, May 12

Dear Diary:

I am now an assistant

Finland entered Hana in a dog show and out of us 4, he chose me to help him...

We're gonna lose!

I'm extremely positive, why?:

1) There are way better dogs than Hana out there

2) 1

3) 2

4) SHE BARLEY KNOWS ANY TRICKS OR ANYTHING AND I DON'T HAVE PATIENCE OR SELF CONFIDENCE

But like, fuck it

It's on Monday by the way......

I am mentally freaking out, Hana is SHIT

SHE IS PURE DOG SHIT SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING

Finland's like a positive mom saying "Everything will be ok!" or "We can do it!" when clearly nothing will be ok and we won't be able to do it ever

Like that only happens to the main character in fanfics, and I ain't no main character or in a fanfic. This is real life and we gotta learn to sUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

Anyways--

Finland took me to see the place the show would be in and dAaaaAAMN

Dem dogs were some fancy shit I tell you dat

Some guy with a fancy poodle bullshit bumped into me and the motherfuka was so fucking fancy he didn't say sorry or anything

Now, that's something that really grinds my gears

You can rip my face off and bury it 500 ft underground, but if you say sorry, I will eventually forgive you

Eventually

So this.... MEANS WAR AND I- I MEAN- HANATAMAFUCKINGO WILL WIN THIS DIRTY RICH PEOPLE CONTEST

But it'll take a lot of work to turn a piece of white crap like Hana to become the best dog in the world...

Fuck

-Ice, the dog trainer assistant

I had tests. Shut up, here's your chapter *SPITS ON IT*

Jk hab a nise weak boi :)