Jokers and You! (Impractical Jokers x Reader)

Seven Mintues in Heavan (Murr x Reader)

Adult content.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE! SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Q chanted holding an empty beer bottle. Sal rolled his eyes.

"We're 30 Q, were too old for this high school nonsense." He said. You laughed.

"Oh come on!" He said. He set on the table and sat on the ground. "Joe? Bessy?"

"No thanks." They both said. You smiled. They were adorable in their Mickey and Minnie costume. Q rolled his eyes. Q's Joker wig was still messed up from Joe pulling it off. It was obviously put on awfully due to his drunk state.

"Sal?" Q asked. Sal didn't seem very fun to you. He had showed up to the party with no costume. Of course he got a lot of shit for it but he just rolled his eyes and sighed.

"I guess." He said. He sat beside Q. What a hypocrite. You thought to yourself.

"Murr?" Q asked. You looked over and smiled at him. You had your eyes on the vampire all night. He smiled a bit.

"Sure." He said, taking out the plastic teeth. He sat on other side of Q.

"What about you Little Red?" Q asked. You laughed a bit. Q called you that because of your little red riding hood costume. You kept telling him your real name but he refused to call you by your name.

"Sure." You said. You walked over and sat beside Murr. Sadly for the guys, the only other girl was Bessy and she didn't want to play. It made you laugh a bit.

"What?" Sal asked.

"I'm the only girl which means I get to kiss you guys." They looked at each other and smirked, thinking you were hitting on them. "Which means you guys will have a 75% chance of kissing each other." Their smiles dropped.

"Ohhhhhhh!" Joe yelled. You laughed while the shook their head.

"Didn't think about that...." Q mumbled. Sal sighed and rubbed his temples.

*****

"GOD DAMN IT!" Q yelled furiously. He hated himself for choosing to play this. He kissed Sal once and Murr twice and was waiting to kiss you. The bottle had landing on Sal. You laughed and watched both of them. Sal groaned. He had kissed Q once, you once and Murr once.

"Come on man." He mumbled. They quickly kissed and looked away from each other. You heard Bessy hide her laughter from them in her shirt. You looked over at Murr. You had kissed him twice and you were waiting for the third since that meant one thing: 7 minutes in heaven.

"I'm gonna laugh so hard if you land on Murr or Sal again." Joe said. Q glared at him.

"Your turn Little Red." Q said. You took the bottle and spun it. You watched it sign round and round and round. You but your lip as it slowed down. It slowly moves until....

"Finally!" Q yelled. You laughed a bit at his excitement. Sooo close! You thought to yourself. You leaned across Murr and kissed Q. He dragged it on for a little longer then the other kissed which made Joe whistle and Bessy jokingly winked. You both pulled away from each other. You caught a glimpse of Murr's face. He seemed to be annoyed.

"You're turn Murr." You said handing him the bottle. He nodded and spun it. He watched the bottle as it quickly spun in circles. He kept his eyes focused on it. You looked down, scared to see who it landed it.

"OHHHH!" You looked up and saw the bottle was on you. You held back your excitement.

"Oh shit! Come here guys!" Q said. He grabbed yours and Murr's arm. He took you both to his bedroom.

"So I don't have a closet for you two but here. Don't go any father then making out." Q said. He pushed you both in his room and shut the door with a wink. Murr expected it to be awkward. He thought you would just want to talk. But you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into a kiss.

"You want to do this?" He asked. You nodded.

"Of course. But the no sex rule might be hard. Not to mention, we only got seven minutes so no more talking." You said. You pulled him back in. Murr couldn't help but to get hard. You could tell he was into it because his kissing got rougher. You kissed his neck and let your hands go to his button down shirt. You started to quickly unbutton it.

"I thought Q said no sex." Murr said, pushing you away.

"He did. But I wasn't going to .... do you not want to?" You asked. He did but he was scared of the others walking in.

"Someone might walk in." He said. You smiled a bit.

"That won't happen. We won't have sex." You said. You sunk down to you knees. He looked down at you. You started to unbutton his pants and pulled them down.

"I thought we weren't-" He shut up when he felt you slowly pull down his underwear. You smirked up at him. You started to stroke him.

"See that's not that bad." You said.

"Y-Yeah. Not bad at all." He said. You continued to stroke, making sure to tease him a bit. You couldn't help but watch his faces of pleasure as you did so.

"Do you want me to give you a blow job so is that too much Murr?" You asked. He shook his head.

"No! It's not. Do it." He said. You smiled at his eagerness. You focused downward to his lower zone.

"7 MINUTES DONEEEE!" Q yelled from about the end of the hall, ruining the mood. You quickly pulled up his pants and underwear in one go.

"That's why we don't talk a lot during foreplay Murr." You said. He couldn't say anything so he just nodded in response. "Oh and button your shirt." You said. He looked down and laughed a bit.

"Oh right." He said. As he buttoned, Q burst in.

"Ooooo." He said when he noticed your red lipstick on Murr's mouth and neck. You smoothly walked by Q while he patted Murr on the back. You walked downstairs to Sal.

"Where's Joe and Bessy?" You asked. He looked up from his phone.

"They had to go home it's getting late." He said. You looked at the time. It was one in the morning, late indeed. You listened to Murr and Q come down the stairs.

"Hey Murr do you want to go to my house? You know, spend the night?" You asked. He smiled.

"I would love to." He said. You smiled.

"Thanks for letting me be Bessy and Joe's plus one, Q ." You said. He smiled at you.

"Of course!" He said. You walked over to the front door and looked at Murr. Murr looked at you then at the guys.

"Well I'll see you guys tomorrow." He said. He walked over to you and left with your arm around his. Sal looked at Q perplexed.

"Are they...leaving with each other?" Sal asked. Q nodded. "To...do it?" Q nodded again.

"Most likely. Why do you ask?" He asked. Sal shrugged.

"How can get turned on at the thought of his beady ferret eyes looking down at her as he-" Sal faked a dramatic shiver. Q laughed and slipped his beer.

"That ferret bastard!" He yelled. Sal laughed and clanked his beer bottle against Q's.