[𝐅𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

Chapter 33 [Be Quick]

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Kazuha

"Oh, what's this? Is Scaramouche perhaps... Afraid to have a single sip of beer?"

Scaramouche

"No- I'm not a pussy!"

He didn't take a sip but instead began to chug his entire glass, startling everyone at the table.

You

"Scara, careful careful!"

Scaramouche

"Gah!"

With widening eyes, he slammed the glass on the table.

Shinobu

"... So? How's the taste?"

Scaramouche

"Disgusting."

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-TWO HOURS LATER, ON THE TABLE ON THE PORCH-

Kazuha

"The audacity that man has to insult the taste of this beer brand yet he downed more glasses of it than I did..."

Scaramouche

"Aah..."

Scaramouche rested his head on the table, another glass of beer empty in his palm.

Shinobu

"Look at them. They're totally wasted."

Itto was sat beside Scaramouche, his head not on the table but dangling off the chair. He slumped back as far as he could, drunker than ever.

You

*Sigh* "I'm gonna use the bathroom."

Scaramouche

"Nooo!"

He jerked himself up from his chair, knocking it over, and began to walk unsteadily toward you. He collapsed in the process and latched himself to your leg, just like Itto did the first time he encountered you.

You

"What the fuck..."

Scaramouche

"Don't gooo..."

You

"Scaramouche, I have to piss."

Scaramouche

"No, you don't..."

You

"Get off."

You giggled as you saw Scaramouche replicate your leg's shaking movements.

Scaramouche

"Stooop it!"

You

"Then get off! I've gotta go!"

Scaramouche

"No you dooon't!"

You

"Archons..."

Scaramouche

"Mhmhh... Ugh..."