[𝐅𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

Chapter 21 [Venomous]

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You

"Scaramouche, no!"

Scaramouche screamed in a high-pitched voice, a scream that you thought you would never hear from him. You almost laughed.

Scaramouche

"Put it away! Ew! Yuck! It's going to bite you!"

You

"No! He doesn't bite!"

Scaramouche

"What the fuck do you mean?! All snakes bite!"

You

"He's my pet snake! Leave him alone!"

Scaramouche was going to drag you down with the snake, looking like he was preparing to start a boxing contest with you, and you laughed. He remained in the same position, confusedly looking at the snake that slithered gently around your neck.

Scaramouche

"Your... Your pet snake?"

You

"Mhm... Aww, you missed me a bunch, didn't you?"

You spoke in a childlike tone, adoring your pet snake that you loved so dearly.

okay i see you fucking baizhu wanna-be /j 

Scaramouche

"What the fuck... Who keeps a snake as a pet?"

You

"Me! I do!"

You said, smiling.

Scaramouche

"Wait so... He's not venomous, right?"

You

"Oh no, he is."

Scaramouche

"What?! Who keeps a venomous snake as a pet?"

You

"But don't worry, as long as he knows the people I trust, he will hesitate to attack."

"Look! This is Scaramouche. He's a fucking pain in the ass, and he's a puppet, so you can bite him any time you want. He won't get poisoned anyway."

Your pet snake hissed with joy.

Scaramouche

"No! Don't say that!"

You

"I think it would be funny to see you getting chased by my pet snake."

Scaramouche

"Hmph! I think not!"

You

"Heehee, I'm just kidding. Don't bite him, okay?"

Your snake then seemed enraged.

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Scaramouche

"This is... Your home?"

You