[𝐅𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫]

Chapter 58 [Let's Go Outside.]

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Childe

"Hey! You done in there yet?!"

You

"Uh... Cleaning you mean?"

Childe

"... Both of the things you did!"

You

"Tsk. Scara, I told you I was too loud-"

Scaramouche

"No, no, it's fine. What's he gonna do about it, report us for having sex?"

You

"Uhm... We're still cleaning the tub!"

Childe

"Well hurry up! I need to piss, and it would be nice if you guys helped us with the kitchen!"

You

"... Dude, just do it outside."

Scaramouche

"Yeah, no one's looking."

Childe

"There's a whole neighbourhood, what the fuck do you mean?!"

Scaramouche

"Do it in the forest away from the neighbours for fuck's sake, just leave!"

Childe

"Fine! I hope you're having fun getting pregnant, asshole!"

Scaramouche

"I can't get pregnant, I'm a guy, dumbass!"

You

"He's seriously gotta get himself a brain."

Scaramouche

"Agreed! Like, dear Archons..."

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You and Scaramouche cleared the water and soap from the tub and touched up your spotless bathroom. You then brought Scaramouche to your bed and he laid on top of you. You both ignored the fact that there were clothes strewn over the bed's edge.

You

"Scaramouche..."

Scaramouche

"Hm?"

You

"It's over."

Scaramouche chuckled.

Scaramouche

"Fucking finally... One more tragedy and I would've fucking lost it."

You

"Heh... I know."

"We don't... Have to deal with any other enemies anymore."

Scaramouche

"Damn right, we won't."

"Dottore's gone for good, and my mother is sort of starting to love me again."

You

"Mhm."

"What... Are we supposed to do now?..."