New York:* bringing boxes down from the attic* all right people let's Get to work it's Christmas time
Cali: Christmas isn't the only holiday.
New York * holding his bat and growling*: get to work, California
Cali:* scared* yep, Christmas let's go to work* takes a box*
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New Mexico:Why is New York so Cazy in December
New Jersey: it's his season and he loves Christmas
NM: that's fair enough
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NJ: I wanna get run over.
Utah: Oh come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!
NJ: I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
Utah:...
Utah: Not what I meant, but I'll take it!
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NJ: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
NM: NJ, no.
NH: Mistlefoe
NY: Please stop encouraging him.
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Coco: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
NM: Ugh. Not this again.
NY: Hold on. He has a point.
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Florida: Dear, Santa
Florida: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty
Florida: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard
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New York: *excitedly* What are you gonna bringing to Christmas Dinner Mass?
Mass: My negative attitude and sparkling personality!
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New York : Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He just hated people.
New York: And, I mean, can you blame him?
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