State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

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Gov:can't you take me seriously?!

Florida, in the middle of a gay crisis calculating the chance that it was an aggressive flirtation disguised by a pun: uGH-

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[dinner at the state house]

Iowa: Can you pass the salt?
Wisconsin: *yeets Illinois across the table*
North Dakota:

Kansas: why?
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Connecticut: I don't know how to tell you this, Colorado, but you're in love with me.

Colorado:What?

Colorado:

Colorado: Oh my god, I am.

North Dakota: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Arizona: You often use humor to deflect trauma

New Mexico: Thank you

Utah: He didn't say that was a good thing

New Mexico: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Oklahoma: You're bleeding out! How would you rate your pain?!

Texas :looking at stab wound: Zero stars, would not recommend.

Delaware:Who the hell would recommend getting stabbed?!

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Arizona: This water taste weird.

Georgia: That's vinegar.

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Louie: Are you okay?

Florida: No but I'm pretty.

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*Texting*

New York: What are you doing?

NYC: Laying in bed listening to music.

New York: Nice, what kind?

NYC: Memory foam.

New York: No, like who's your favorite artist?

NYC: Picasso.

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NYC: What did you do?

Rochester and Savannah:

NYC:You aren't in trouble I just need to know what I'm lying to New York and Georgia about.

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Gov: What is your biggest weakness?

NY: I can be uncooperative.

Gov: Okay, can you give me an example?

NY: No.

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Utah: You're being a bad influence right now.

New York: You make it sound like I was ever a good one.

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Arkansas: Are you drinking enough water?
Montana:Sometimes my tears get into my mouth.

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Oregon: Uh, Florida,can I ask you a question?

Florida: Yeah.

Oregon: Why are we laying on the ground?

Florida: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you that way people would think we're just chilling.

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Bye guys