PA: ....Is...Is that real?Florida: I mean, it feels pretty fucking real.... Please don't do that again.
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New York : There's a demon sitting in your bathtub.New Jersey: Oh that's just Bob, don't worry, he's chill.
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Ohio: I'm surprised you're with someone like Minnesota, they seem a little too sweet for your tastes.
Florida: Hm? I suppose on the surface they do seem rather sweet don't they?... But then again, so do some of the deadliest poisons.
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Ohio: PA,sometimes talks in his sleep. It's quite adorable.PA, asleep: Fight me, you ass. Square up. I think the fuck not-
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New York: I am a father.
New Mexico: It's a rat.
New York: HE'S MY BLOOD!
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Cali, over the phone: Hey New Mex, what are you doing?
New Mexico: Oh, you know, just a little problem shooting.
Cali: Computer troubles? Anything I can help with?
New Mexico: Nah, I'm shooting my problems.
Cali:
New Mexico: *fires gun*
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New York: [hands tied behind her back] You probably shouldn't kill me. I have two older brothers
Kidnapper: [laughs] You think I'm scared of two boys?
New York: Oh, that wasn't a plea for mercy. That was a warning.
Connie: [burst through the room by breaking down the door]
Mass: [wraps the kidnapper in cacti and vines]
New York: Told you.
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New Mexico: What? There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me?
New York: Well, because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Hero AU
New Mexico *accidentally drops the villain he was carrying*New Mexico: Oops! Sorry!
New York: Don't apologize to him!
New Mexico: I mean...sorry I didn't drop you harder!
New York:...
New York: I'll take it.
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Coco : What kind of spider is that?Cali: A daddy long legs.
Coco: I mean, it's a good looking spider, but I wouldn't call it daddy.
Cali: ...
Cali: I'm sorry what?
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Nevada: I'm quick at math.
Virginia: Okay. What's 37 x 76?
Nevada: 24.Connie:...that wasn't even close.
Nevada: But it was quick!
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