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Vermont Incorrect quotes

the birthday boy

NY: Ya want a bed time story?

4-years-old Vermont: NO!!!!

[That same night]

4-years-old Vermont : *crawling into New York's bed with a book* Hey, *pokes* hey, *pokes* hey, *pokes* he-

NY jumps: JESUS- what- what do you want??

Vermont: *slaps York 's face with the book* Tell me a story!

New York:Vermont, it's fucking 3am why are you even awake-

Vermont: with tears in his eyes* You said you would tell me a story!! *sniffs*

NY sitting up: Hey, hey don't cry you're gonna wake Alfred!! Sheesh gimme that. *snatches the book* Just so you know, I won't let you sleep with me if you get scared because you got the wrong book, it's Grimm brothers.

Vermont: *snuggling to NY, hugs his arm* We're brothers too.

York sighs: Yeah yeah, I know.

[20 minutes later]
New
York : *with Vermont peacefully sleeping in his arms* I knew this would happen.
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Vermont:I'm 230 now
New York in tears: my baby boy
Vermont:DAD!!!!

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Geo: happy birthday V
Vermont: thanks Papa * realizing what he just said* I mean Geo
New York: Aww just call my boyfriend papa
Vermont: no I didn't
NY: yes you did
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Monty: happy birthday Vermont

Vermont: thanks buddy

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Netherlands: happy birthday grandson
Vermont: thanks grandpa

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New ship
Vermont: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?
Wyoming: Of course
Vermont: ...
Vermont: Up, Wyoming
Wyoming: Right, Sorry.
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Wyoming:You have more qualities than you think

Wyoming: *pokes Vermont in the chest* you have this

Vermont: I do have great tits yes

Wyoming : I meant heart
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Happy birthday Vermont