NYC: You called Tallahassee instead of me for help?
Newark: Honey, when you plan to do something illegal, you don't call the voice of reason.
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*Kids going crazy*
New York:SHUT THE FUCk UP BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND!!!!!
* The kids stop going crazy*
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Cali: : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
New York: looking at New Mexico: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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NYC: I'm afraid we can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this one, my man!
Philly: Manslaughter it is, then.
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Albany : I'm dating Philadelphia.
[Everyone looks at the New York ]
Albany:Dad, you've been telling me for years not to fall in love with "that Philly character", so let's hear it. You have to have something to say.
New York:Nothing off the cuff.
Albany:
New York: What I do have is a prepared statement. [pulls out several sheets of paper] Ahem. When your mother and I brought you home from the hospital--
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New York: And so, in summation, good luck, and I wish you the best.
Albany: ... Many, many paragraphs of that were oddly supportive.
New York: Wait 'til you hear the one I have for Philly.
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Rochester: Hey guys, I bet you cant make a sentence without the letter 'a'
Buffalo: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous senences could be constructed without the first letter of the english lexicon
New York City: Fuck you
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New York: I demand that you hug me!!
NM: ...?
Georgia : That's how he asks for hugs.
Penny: You'll get used to it.
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Geo: I need to get something off my chest-
New York: Is it your shirt?
Geo:
New York: Please tell me it's your shirt.
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Georgia: (is crying)
New York materializing out of thin air: If those aren't tears of happiness please stop crying. Do you need me to fight someone? Cause I'll fight someone!
.......
New York: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
Long Island: tOiLeT-
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Buffalo: *holds hand out to Detroit
Detroit: *holds his hand*
Buffalo: I was going for a high five but this is much better!
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New York: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Buffalo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Buffalo: Dad, Dad, DAD!!
New York: Bitch what?
Buffalo:Hi
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