That's right I spell fuck with o
So because I have writers block
So here's some incorrect quotes because I need to put out contact———————
Utah: your future self is watching you right now through your memories
Nevada: not if I drink enough alcohol.Take that you praying creep.
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New York:I know all about your diabolical plan
Florida: what diabolical plan
New York:* hold up a document that says "My Diabolical plan by Florida sunshine state"
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Massachusetts: I once had a haircut I deeply regret.Maine: Is it the one you have now?
Mass: No.Maine:
Maine: It should be.
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Virginia: so who confessed first?
New York: *proud* I didGeo: he threw a crumpled paper at me that said "I like you" then ran away like a 5th grader
New York: but it worked :)
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New York: *throwing controller*: Dammit I lost again!
DJ: Do you want me to leave so you can say bad words?
New York:
New York: yes please
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Oregon: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?Virginia: Whatever, I'm not your father
Oregon: *runs off*Virginia: WAIT NOT IN THE STREET!
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DJ: Dad, how do I get revenge?Cali: The best revenge is living well and moving on!
DJ:
DJ: Uncle Texas , how do I-Texas: A Gun.
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PA: Ah shit here he comes! Here comes that boy, that absolute bastard. Fuck there he is, that absolute madman.Geo: Are you going to do this every time you feed Flo?[idk]
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Geo: why are all my children wearing.. poofy hair bands around their wrist
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Mass: opening the first aid kit]: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
Florida, very concussed: It was funny at the time
———————Connie: We're lost.
NY: As in "Where the hell are we?"
Connie: We're not totally lost. We're still in Washington DC.
NY: You said this was a shortcut.
Connie: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
———Bye bye
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