State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

here you go

so I did upload this week but not like I normally do

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Genie: You have 17 wishes.
Cali: Isn't it normally 3??

Genie: Well yeah but *hand gestures all over Cali* lot of issues here..

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Utah: Why doesn't New York trust Canada?
New Mexico: probably because he's afraid that he has some kind of child that she never told him about.

Utah: that's oddly Pacific

New Mexico: I know :/

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Pennsylvania: I lost my bitchass child again

Philadelphia: DAD I COMMITTED A FELONY

PA: *runs to find Philly holding a lighter in 1 hand and a shopping bag in the other* How did you get what's in that shopping bag?

Philly: I told you, I committed a felony

PA:*PA sighs* You have fallen so far from being the country's capitol. Now give me that bag so we can return it.

Philadelphia: Nah, this jawn mine. *runs away*

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Philadelphia: ( internally)I think I have a crush in Albany
Philadelphia:* bumps into Albany* (internally) I definitely have a crush on her.

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*Albany and Philadelphia are little in this one*

Albany: I dare you to kiss me

Philadelphia: Okay
* Philadelphia tries to kiss Albany but Albany runs away when he tries.*

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New York: hey Penny wouldn't it be funny if Albany and Philadelphia grew up and fell in love.
Pennsylvania: it would be adorable.

Rachel(if you don't remember Rachel is New York's wife and the mother of his children):* smiles and rolls her eyes* oh my my
Pennsylvania's wife at the time: * smiles and rolls her eyes*oh my my

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Bye bye

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