New York:THE BILLS WON!!!
Cali: yeah but The Rams still won the Super Bowl
New York: shut up California
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Cali: it's my birthday
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[kitchen on fire]
Cali: WE NEED AN ADULT!
LA: YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Cali, horrified: Oh...
SF: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GO GET GOV!
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Gov : WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! WHEN I FOUND THAT PUNK I'M GONNA-
Cali: it was me.
Gov: give them some more. You haven't eat much have you?
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Cali: (giggles) I'm so high
Monty(MT): Coco gave you something for the pain. What we're you thinking?! You took a bullet for me ?!
Cali: I was thinking I couldn't love without you, detka.
Monty: I can't live without you either, love.
Cali: can you get me a burger? I got the munchies
Monty: Colorado! What did you give my husband?!
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Cali: We need to talk.
Oregon: That has never been true.
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Cali: Well LA, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
LA: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Texas: we can't manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one.
North Carolina: manslaughter it is then.
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Utah: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you.
California: You're so naïve, Utah. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're
living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England.
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NYC: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Los Angeles: Why?
NYC: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Austin: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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