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YorkCali quotes

Florida: Why does my head hurt.
Cali: Headache?
Florida: No it's like something is happening with pictures.
Cali:Florida your Thinking.
New York: Florida is THINKING GET SOME WATER CALL FOR HELP MOVE AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE.

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Cali: you look just magneficent today!

Yorkie: i- thank you?

Cali: you don't have to thank me, remus, i'm just spleading facts!

NY: Cali, are you... making chemistry puns?

Cali: i have no idea what are you aregoning about!

Yorkie:

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Cali: Yorkie and I don't use pet names.
NM: I see. Say, what do bees make?
Cali:Honey?
NY: Yes, dear?
Cali:
NM: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Cali texting a saucy photo of himself: Good Morning Babe! 😘😉
New York texting a pissed-off photo of himself: IT'S FREAKIN' FIVE IN THE MORNING! 🤬🤬

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New York : if you're gonna call me a little bitch
New York : make sure you add "my"
New York: beCAUSE YOU STUCK WITH ME

Cali: *found smiling*

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NY: i don't like to do disgusting things
Cali: what about me?
NY, on the verge of crying: regulus darling we've talked about this-

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Cali: you should take a break, moony
NY: and you should take a responsibility for your actions, but here we are!

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Cali: are you okay?
New York, understanding his brain can't process all new information received into an ideal scheme as usual: Um yEs

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Cali: Yorkie, where are you? ah, found you, my angel! *walks towards the cat* why are you so grumpy? i thought you liked our dinner! *sigh* do you want me to brush you again, love? i think i can do anything for this little cute fac-

New York, walking in the bedroom: Cali, what are you doing?

Cali, looking at the cat and then at New York:

Cali: you are not a cat.

New York: i definitely am not right now. why are you asking?

New York:Cali where the fuck did you find a cat-

Cali: I DON'T KNOW-

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NM: so you and York huh?

Cali: yea what about me and York?

NM:Oh nothing but if he hurts you, I'll kill him!

Cali:Good to know.
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New York: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?

New York : To show that I'm unhappy but still cool.

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Cali: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over
New York: Okay sure yes
Cali: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs
New York:Swaghetti and memeballs
Cali: You are uninvited

New York : That's fair

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New York: We'll stand together even in life and death

Cali: Probably death

Monty: Death for sure

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Cali: Are you drunk?
NY: NO
Cali: Good—
NY: I accidentally took ecstasy though.

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Cali: Hey do you have anxiety prime?

Cali: sorry, *Amazon

New York: Yeah I've got both

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New York: How are you?
Cali:
New York: How about you?
Cali: What
Cali: You didn't even answer my question

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*NY shows up*
Cali: Where have you been?
NY: Asleep
Cali: For two days?!
NY: ...yeah
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NY: we need a plan of attack

NM: planned attack

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Bye bye