NYI love you, okay?!?
(Love interest): The words are nice, but the tone is scary.
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NY: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Florida
Mass: [looking lovingly at Flo across the room] I don't have feelings for Florida.
NY: Mass , you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Florida: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Cali: [helps Coco onto the counter]
NY: [pushes Mass off the sofa]
New Mexico: [to DC] As you can see, there are two types of siblings
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Cali not to vent, but:
Cali: fuck.
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Utah: Stay fresh, God bless!
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New York: do you ever just feel like slapping someone
New York:: for no reason just because
New York: well that's how I feel about New Jersey and Texas
Florida:
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Cali: tell me you didn't get arrested
Washi: I didn't get arrested
Cali: not you* points to Montana*
Monty: no if I told you that that would be lying
Cali: oh my God
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Mass: I want to hear those three little words
Florida: I love you?
Mass: try again
Florida: I will behave
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New Jersey: I am back.
Southie: I literally watched you die. You died. You were dead.
New Jersey: Death is a social construct.
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Geo: If I were the last person on earth would you date me?
New York: if you were the last person on earth I wouldn't exist
Geo:.........
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New Mexico: hey NY how do you wanna die.
NY:...
NY: A Duel. But they're illegal so
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Virginia: New York I'm gonna need you to be my right hand man
New York: just like in the old days
Virginia: just like in the old days
New York: yes sir I'll be your right hand man.
Cali : I literally do not understand anything that just happened
New Mexico: that's probably a good thing.
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Georgia: I think I'm in love with New York
Texas: what the actual fuck
Arkansas:I mean they have known each other their entire lives
Texas: but he's a Yankee
Geo: does it really matter at my age
Cali: no
Ohio: well I think it's cute to all people getting together.
New York: we're not that old
Arizona: says the person that's turning 400 in a couple years
New York: I regret telling you that
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