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Fixer upper Group chat

Virginia has added 14 people to the chat

Hawaii: what is this for am I in trouble?
Virginia: no sweetheart you're not in trouble

Hawaii: okay

Virginia :Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Massachusetts:Or the grumpy way he talks?

Rhode Island: Who the fuck you idiots talking about

Connecticut,:Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?

New Hampshire:And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sorta smelly

New York:But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet

New Jersey:So he's a bit of a fixer upper
Pennsylvania:So he's got a few flawsHis peculiar brain, dear, his thing for the reindeerThat's outside a few of nature's laws

Delaware:So he's a bit of a fixer upper, but this we're certain ofYou can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love

Maryland:Is it the way that he runs scared?
Hawaii: what the hell are you guys doing

North Carolina:Or that he's socially impaired?

South Carolina::Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?

Georgia:Are you holding back your fondnessDue to his unmanly blondness?Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?

Virginia:He's just a bit of a fixer upperHe's got a couple of bugsHis isolation is confirmationOf his desperation for healing hugs

Mass:So he's a bit of a fixer upper But we know what to doThe way to fix this fixer upperIs to fix him up with you

Rhode Island:She's engaged to someone else!!

Connecticut::So she's a bit of a fixer upper That's a minor thing

New Hampshire:This quote engagement is a flex arrangementAnd by the way I don't see no ring

New York:So she's a bit of a fixer upper Her brain's a bit betwixtGet the fiance out of the wayAnd the whole thing will be fixed

Hawaii has left the chat out of confusion

New Jersey: We aren't saying you can change him'Cause people don't really changeWe're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strangePeople make bad choices if they're mad or scared or stressedBut throw a little love their way, and you'll bring out their bestTrue love brings out the best

Pennsylvania:Everyone's a bit of a fixer upperThat's what it's all about

Delaware:Father, sister, brotherWe need each otherTo raise us up and round us out

Maryland,:Everyone's a bit of a fixer upperBut when push comes to shoveThe only fixer upper fixerThat can fix a fixer upper is

North Carolina:True
South Carolina:TrueTrue
Georgia: :TrueLove

Rhode Island: i'm done
Rhode Island leaves the chat

OK just didn't go as well as I wanted it to but I hope you enjoyed it