New Mexico:Gov is making us write a card for Virginia's birthday and it is not going well.
Montana:How about "Best of luck for the next four hundred fifteen years"?
California:He'sfour hundred fifteen, Montana
Montana:Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty
Cali:No you can't write that
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New York: I love you.
Georgia, not paying attention: What was that?
New York: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Or
Connecticut: I love you.
Colorado, not paying attention: What was that?
Connecticut: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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NYC: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
NYC: *cuts piece of cake*
Rochester: ...Can I have some?
NYC: Cake is for talkers.
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Buffalo : *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Rochester: ...
Buffalo : ...I get confused sometimes.
Rochester: Me too.
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New York: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Rochester: Only if you also don't ask why.
Rochester: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
New York: ...
New York, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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NYC: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Buffalo : That's 200%.
NYC: I'm twice the man you'll ever be
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New York: NYC has ego the size of Texas
New Mexico: well now I don't wanna meet this kid
New York * sarcastically*: well I'm sorry I guess if you were the most famous city in the country and the whole world kept telling you were great you would have a big ego to New Mexico.
New Mexico:......
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Illinois with a gun to Massachusetts 's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Massachusetts : Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
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(When New York and Georgia move out of the state house to the house next-door
The four corners in the kitchen manning their own business
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