Albany: Daddy
New York: yes sweetheart??
Philadelphia: yea baby girl?
New York:👀
Pennsylvania:
Albany:PHILLY!
Philly: sorry baby
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Mass: word association, go.
holiday
Rhode Island: Boys
[New York dying of laughter]
Mass: what the fuck boys?
Rhode Island: I don't know
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Florida: "sarcastically* oh we're like a big happy family, and I'm the dad,and Gov is the mom
Gov: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Cali: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son but I'm not.... l'll be the gay emo cousin
Texas: will be the son, the hot shot, who's only dream .... Is to be a star
New York : I feel likeI'd be a fresh out of jail Uncle
Louis: and I'm the sassy aunt....Who talks shit about everyone.
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Cali:I wish you would just grab
me, throw,me up against
Cali:Tear my clothes off and
chlke me while you-
New York: Do you have any idea
how many.****** «sing felons
that ist?
New York: Seriously??
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New Mexico: is there a cactus where your heart should
be?
New York: what's up your ass this morning
California::hey
New York: mm! Nevermind
New Mexico: *unsubscribing to
life'
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California,picking between New York Who he's been dating for 170 years. and Texas Who he's finally realizing he's in love with. : I I pick me
New York: YES wait what
Tex: no
Cali: I pick me myself
Tex: is that a option
New York: I guess so
Cali: York I love you and I want to thank you for the best 170 years Of my life. but I need to pick me to get to know myself better.
New York: take your time but I'll be waiting
Tex: so will I
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Gov: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
New York: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Cali: I have been captured by the enemy
New York: facepalming : California has a weird way of telling people we're married
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Texas: New York can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
New York: wearing a sweater that's 5 times bigger than their
size: Spooky.
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Cali: if you spell applesauce with just A you get Aaaaaaaaaa
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Cali: Austin is an angel and I love him
New York: he is baby
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Georgia, does something stupid
New York I don't know him.
Georgia: he's lying, we are engage,
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Rochester: You're giving me a sticker?
NYC:: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Rochester:I'm not a preschooler.
NYC: Fine, I'll take it back-
Rochester: I earned this, back off!
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About California
Colorado: Me? I fought with
them.
Oregon: Me? I died for
them.
New York: Me? I trusted them.
Nevada: Me? I loved
them!
Texas: And me?. I'm the damn fool that shot 'em
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When New York and Georgia moved to the house next-door to the state house
Colorado, holding Yorkies leg:please don't leave me you guys were gone for three months I missed you.
New York: Coco we're moving next-door you can come over literally all the time
Coco: but
New York: no Butts no get off of me
Coco,pouts:
New York: Fine you can stay with us for
Coco's eyes light up: yay
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That's all
Sorry I posted it like 20 times and it was never really a thing
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