I have no self control but this is the last incorrect quoteI'm going to upload so I can focus on an upcoming project.
New York: The last guy I hooked up with and the last girl I hooked up with are now hooking up with each other. This is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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N.Y: I am the father of all disappointments.
Vermont : Wow, N. No need to be so hard on yourself. Damn.
- weeks later - Vermont: *wakes up from a dead sleep with bloodshot eyes* Vermont: Oh my God, he made a dad joke...
———————- Florida: wait, you guys know the english alphabet?
Rome: Not Personally
———- New Mexico: hey sorry i'm late everybody, i had a breakdown on the way over
New York: oh shit, is your car ok?
N.M: ......my car?
N.Y:...
N.M:...
———- Cali about whoever you ship him with : My husband just text me back "lmao" from the other room. Cali: I hear no laughing. No ass hitting the floor. Cali: I've married a laugh liar.
————- Cali: Are your senses heightened? Hawaii: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider. ———- Arizona: You have a crush on Geo N.Y: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.
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NC: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will."
Florida: I will my father loved me.
—————- Geo: A friend of mine wants to know if we could babysit her kid for the weekend.
New York: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a big responsibility. What do we know about children? Albany: I'm leaving. Where's my bag? New York: *hands Albany her backpack* New York:I swear, you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on tight. [To Geo ] I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. [To Albany ] Hey, where's your jacket? It's cold outside! Albany: .... I forgot it. New York: Here, take this one, it's Geo 's. [To Geo ] Kids are a lot of work.
——— Cali : They sold three more of my sculptures today. People are buying them for five times more money just 'cause I'm dead.
New York : But you're not dead.
Cali: That isn't my fault. ——
Cali: Once you've hit rock bottom, the only place you can go is up
Florida: Oh, you underestimate me. I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.
————— Louie :Don't you wanna be happy?
New York : I don't know. What's it like?
——— N.J: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Cali: Well, York and I-
New York: [elbows Cali]
Cali: -wouldn't know.
———/ N.M: What's wrong with you?
N.Y: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
——— Cali: Just be yourself, say something nice N.M: Which one? I can't do both ———————- Indiana: You have beautiful eyes.
Pennsylvania: Thanks, I need them to see.
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Connie: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Cali: All I drank was Redbull!
Connie: How many?
Cali: Eighteen. —————————- New Mexico: Air, calm down.
Air: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
—— Cali: My husband looks so good right now. Monty: looking around: Wait, is New York, here? Cali: No. But I just KNOW.
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