Wake me up-
Mary: -Before you go go
New York: -When September Ends
Ohio: -WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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New York: It's so cute when Georgia.
Mass:
New York:
Mass When Georgia...?
New York:Yeah.
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New York : You're my boyfriend, I would do anything for you.
Geo: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
New York: Absolutely not.
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Cali: Are you sure you aren't dating Connecticut?
Coco : If I am, I certainly wasn't informed of it.
Cali: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
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police officer: hello sir...
police officer: we've been getting some complaints from neighbors that your dog has been chasing people on bikes.
New Jersey: i'm sorry... i think you have the wrong person...
New Jersey : my dog doesn't ride a bike.
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New York: The police are here.
Rhode Island: Gross. What do they want?
New York: They said something about mysterious fires, and you being seen in the vicinity of several of them?
Rhode Island: Ah, I thought it was going to be about the murders. Oh well, I'll be there in a sec
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Jersey: Well I can cross this off my bucket list
New Mexico:: You put getting arrested on your bucket list?
New York: Please, for the love of God, use your right to remain silent.
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Ari: if I'm dying let me eat cake
NM: you're not dying, you just have a cold
Ari: let me eat cake anyway
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Remember my California sister AU? If you don't it's in my first book go check it out.
Cordelia: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into
Cali: You sleep with a teddybear.
Cordelia: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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New York: How old are you, son?
Vermont: 230
New York : When I was your age, I was 231-
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Georgia: Please, I'm begging you to see a doctor.
New York: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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New York: If I were dying, what's the last thing you would say to me?
NJ or NM: I'd say "Shut the fuck up."
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Virginia: Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
New York & New Jersey enter the room
New York & New Jersey.:HE HIT ME!
Virginia: Ah, there it is.
Bye
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