[Tardis]
DOCTOR: I don't know that I would have.
Isabella [on scanner]: And there he is. The voice of God. Survive, because no one's going to come for you. Number one lesson.[Isabella's lair]
Isabella : You taught me that.
DOCTOR [OC]: Is that really all I taught you?[Tardis]
Isabella [on scanner]: Don't you lecture me, blue-box man flying through time and space on whimsy. All I've got, all I've had for thirty six years, is cold, hard reality.
[Isabella's lair]
Isabella : So no, I don't have a sonic screwdriver because I'm not off on a romp. I call it what it is. A probe. And I call my life what it is. Hell.
[Tardis]
DOCTOR: Isabella Pond, I am going to put this right. You said you learned from an
[Isabella's lair]
DOCTOR [OC]: Interface. Can I speak with it?
Isabella : Doesn't work in here. Two twenty three. The garden'll be clear now. Stay or go?
RONALD : Sorry, me? No, I'm coming with you.
Isabella : Then try not to get killed. Or do. Whatever.[Garden]
Isabella : When I first came here, I had to trick the Interface into giving me the information, but I've reprogrammed it now. It'll tell me anything except how to escape.
RONALD : You hacked it? That's genius.
DOCTOR: Sorry to interrupt that beautiful moment, but temporal engines[Tardis]
DOCTOR: Like that have a regulator valve. Has to be kept at a distance from the main reactor or there'd be feedback. Interface, where's the regulator?
INTERFACE: The regulator valve is held within.
(Showing a diagram of the location.)
DOCTOR: Oh. Very, very ah.[Garden]
DOCTOR [OC]: Interface, I need to run through some technical specifications.
[Tardis]
DOCTOR: Ronald , give me to Isabella a minute.
[Garden]
RONALD : Here you go.
(He hands over the glasses and she slowly puts them on.)
Isabella : They look ridiculous.
RONALD : That's what I told him. Still, anything beats a fez, eh?
(They laugh briefly together.)
RONALD : What is it?
Isabella : I think that's the first time I've laughed in thirty six years.
RONALD : I'll just, er, leave you two geniuses alone. I'll be back in a minute.
DOCTOR [OC]: There's still time, Isabella . There's still time to fix everything.
(Ronald goes walking along the terrace until he comes to the portal.)
RONALD : How can you have a door without a wall?
(A Handbot is approaching as he walks into the invisible wall by the portal.)
RONALD : Oh. Holographic wallpaper? Oh, sorry. Argh.
(The Handbot touches his neck and he falls backwards.)
HANDBOT: Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness.
(It is about to fire its needle gun at Ronald when Isabella chops its head off.)
RONALD : Oh.
Isabella : Ronald?
RONALD : Glasses.
Isabella : You stupid
RONALD : Oh. You saved me.
Isabella : Don't get used to it.
RONALD : Have you been crying? A little bit.
Isabella : Shut up, Ronald .
RONALD : You have, haven't you?
Isabella : Woman with a sword. Don't push it.[Tardis]
DOCTOR: Okay. So, here's the plan.
[Garden]
DOCTOR [OC]: Time is always a bit wibbly-wobbly, but in Twostreams it's extra wobbly.
(Isabella puts the glasses back on Ronald .)[Tardis]
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The Story of a mad Man with a box series 6 (Doctor Who)
ActionAmy, Isabella Ronald Rory and River Song receive invitations to the Utah desert where they meet the Doctor, who claims to be nearly 200 years older than when they had last seen him and says that he will take them to "Space: 1969". As they dine besid...