So, today's a little different. I kinda forgot I have a thing all day tomorrow and I'm sleeping over at my friend's house (and I haven't seen her in like a month oh my God I missed her so much) so, I'm just making today's update longer (at least I think it's longer) to make up for not being able to update tomorrow. Sorry for any inconvenience
MaddyAlice23 says: Keith! I dare you to do a fake proposal!
Keith: I will get revenge for the pink paint incident. Even if it kills me. Alright. I'll do it.
~later~
Lance: So... What did you want to talk to me about?
Keith: *gets on one knee and reaches into pocket. Lance... I...
Lance: *seems confused but them realized what's happening* Keith? W-what're you...?
Keith: *reveals ring-pop*
Lance: *stares into and imaginary camera like he's in 'the office'*
Keith: Will you marry me? Sure would be sweet if you!
Lance: Fuck you.
Keith: Maybe later.
Briarizard says: Dare: tell Keith you're pregnant!
Lance: Keith... I have something to tell you.
Keith: What is it, darlin'?
Lance: I'm pregergenant.
Keith: I'm sorry, what?
Lance: Pragante.
Lance: Gregnant.
Lance: pragenent.
Lance: Dammit.
SinOfFire says: Pidge, I dare you to replace the team's clothes with dresses.
Pidge: *cracks fingers* on it.
~later~
Shiro: *walks into room wearing a black skinny dress* Why.
Keith: *happily walks into room wearing a plain red summer dress* I personally don't mind.
Lance: *looks about ready to murder Pidge while rocking a blue poofy ballgown* motherfucker.
Hunk: *casually walks in wearing a yellow sleeveless dress* I don't know how to feel.
Lance: Keith looks at least normal!
Pidge: Well, I like him the most, so I went easy on him.
Little_LappyLamp says: Let SPACE DAD do dad jokes!
Shiro: Why is it that when birds fly south, one part of the 'v' formation looks longer than the other?
All the paladin excluding Shiro: Oh no.
Shiro: Because there are more birds on that side!
Pidge: Shiro stop this. I'm getting annoyed.
Shiro: Hi Getting Annoyed. I'm dad.
Pidge: I'm serious.
Shiro: You just said you were Getting Annoyed!
SaraTheTemmie says: Keith, Lance, dog or cat person?
Keith: I feel like I'll offend Red if I don't say cat...
Lance: Chickens.
Keith: Darling, that wasn't an option
Lance: Chickens
Blue: Hell yeah!
KingKatsudon says: Lance, I dare you to dramatically act out a death scene.
Lance: *screams and falls to ground*
Lance: *rolling around in ground* I'VE BEEN HIT! OH, THE BLOOD, THE PAIN!
Lance: *chokes back a sob* CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT HELPED YOU AND THIS IS HOW I'M RE-PAID!?
Lance: *breathes heavily* tell Keith I love him... Blargh. *closes eyes*
Keith: Dammit, Lance! It's the fifth time this week!
Lance: *opens one eyes* Have I gotten better at my acting?
Keith: *tried to be mad but just can't because Lance is so cute* yeah, darling.
Lance: Yassssss
KaiWantsToBeLoved says: Pidge, I dare you to pretend to cry when Keith and Lance do something lovey.
Keith and Lance: *quickly kiss*
Pidge: *starts crying*
Keith and Lance: ...
Pidge: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DARE BUT I'M ACTUALLY CRYING KLANCE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING I FEEL BLESSED
Keith and Lance: *slowly walks away*
JediDuck101 says: I dare Keith (with the help of Pidge) to make Lance blush.
Keith: don't worry, Pidge. I got this.
Pidge: um
Keith: *walks up to Lance* I really like your red hair. It really suits you.
Lance: *blushes* goddammit
Keith: *walks back over to Pidge*
Pidge: Okay, why did that work.
Keith: *shrugs* Lance often blushes at the most sincere compliments.
Pidge: So... you like his hair?
Keith: God no. But he seems to like it, so who am I to tell him to get rid of it?
Pidge: *stars crying* IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I DON'T KNOW HOW
raquellliii says: Question- for Keith and Lance. What would be one thing you would do together when you get back to earth?
Keith: Well, there's this ice-cream shop down the road from where I live and all the ice-cream is homemade and dirt cheap. It's awesome.
Lance: I would take him to meet my family... I'd introduce him to all the farm animals back home, my sister's, brother's, and parents... I feel like they would like Keith and instantly accept him as part of the family. I might not ever know, though... We might not ever get home.
Keith: Hey, don't say that. You know we're going to get home.
Lance: I don't know...
Keith: *sits on conveniently placed couch* Come. Cuddles.
Lance: *snuggles up to Keith while Keith plays with Lance's hair*
Keith: It'll be okay. I know you miss them. Honestly, I'm a little envious. At least you have a family to get back to. You guys are all my family here and I know we're yours, too. Maybe that could be enough for now?
Lance: *nods* Yeah...
Pidge: *suddenly appears while sobbing* I CAN'T
Coran: Hello, human! Thank you for reading this chapter! Rowan (the author) is truly sorry for forgetting they have a thing and a sleepover (they refused to say where they're going) and really hopes this double whammy chapter makes up for it!
Leave comments! Ask questions! Request dares!
Rowan will make the next chapter longer than usual to continue making up for the small mistake they made!
Have a wonderful day, human!
Oh! I almost forgot! Keith and Lance's lions (Blue and Red) can take asks and dares, too, if you're interested!
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