I'm in One piece?!
A Miss_Otaku_Princess oneshot
YES YOU HAVE READ THIS RIGHT! THIS ONESHOT IS GONNA BE ABOUT ME! YO CAN'T STOP MEEEEEE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (≧∀≦)
___OOHCHAINSAWS!!_________
Otaku-chan pov
"I'm home!" I called out
Immediately I spot my child-I mean Little shit-I mean kitten named Winchester Grey (or commonly, Chester), run towards the door. I quickly slammed my door behind me.
"Haha nope." I pick him up. "As if you'll leave, Chester Baby. You're far too precious."
He started to squirm under my embrace, he let out a meow.
I pouted, and whispered ever so quietly to him: "Well fuck you."
I put him down, and he ran off towards my other kitten, Luna.
(A/N:Seeing as I can't tell y'all my name...I'll calk myself Cassandra)
"Cassandra, is that you?"
"Yeah, its me Mum." I yelled out.
"I'm upstairs!"
I trudged up the stairs and found my Mum sitting in the upstairs lounge, where it was warmer. She looked up from her phone.
"Hows school?" She asked.
"Alright." I reply simply. "I got my results back from my English film essay and static image."
"Oh cool, what was your score?"
I grin. "10/10 for my essay AAND. 10/10 for my static image."
Mum put her thumbs up. "You 'lil ripper! Good job, hon."
I chuckle. "Thanks."
"Want pizza tonight?"
"Yes please, well, I'mma get changed out of this smelly uniform. I'll be in my room if you need me."
"Kay."
I left Mum to go back & play that damn Farm Heroes saga game. I opened up my bedroom door, and shut it behind me. As soon as it was shut, I threw my bag onto the ground, and grunted as memories of my stupid core class came up.
'Stupid idiots. Almost all of them. And that stupid girl Sam. She needs to learn that if the teacher says "Go outside." Then GO OUTSIDE! I mean, its only standing! Yet she kept on pestering the teacher on what she was supposed to do out there.' I mentally scoff. 'Some people are such idiots.'
Sighing, I close my curtains so that I could have some privacy. I changed into my fat bitch pants, my black Wonder woman shirt & a clean pair of black socks. I picked my phone up, and found that it was still playing my music from when I was walking home. The song that was playing, was 'Polarize', by Twenty Øne pilots.
Pausing the music, I lie down on my bed, and open up my Wattpad app. My profile page Miss_Otaku_Princess came up, and I immediately saw my fanfiction of the hotter that I'm mentally married to:Portgas D Ace.
'Oh Ace, you hotter. Why can't you replace all the shitty asshole boys that I've crushed on?'
I tapped that face of his.
"You sexy ass bitch. I wanna...fuck what do I wanna do to you-I mean with you?" I rub my tired eyes, and stretch my student hunched back. "Man, fuck you school. I really hate you sometimes."
I held my phone above my face, the sun shining its light on me. I squint, as that damn sun shines on me like a cock block.
Then suddenly, I lost my grip on my phone, and everything went black.
*TELEPORTATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY EGGOS!*
I groaned, and opened up my eyes. Confusion filled me when I saw that the ceiling I stared at wasn't mine. I sat up, and looked around.
"Why is everything so...anime looking?"
I swung myself off the bed. My heart stopped when I saw my hand.
"What the...my skin?! Why is it so pale? What happened to that tan I worked hard for?!"
I stared at my hands & arms for a while, before I looked past, and saw a mirror. I ran towards it, and had wide eyes as I stared at myself. My brown hair was crimson red....and my eyes..was the colour of peridot from Steven Universe. My face was as pale as that shitty blue milk that everyone drinks.
"Whoa...what happened? One minute I was at home, living a student life...and now I look like my OC Akaoni for One piece...what the fuck is going on."
I felt my phone in my pocket, and got it out-
"Wait this isn't my phone! Why am I holding a-a Snail?!"
I stared at it for quite some time. It was red & black, are wore some spunky glasses. I pout...before my mimd clicked.
"Is this...a Transponder snail?! Hold on..." I looked at the door. "Only one way to find out."
I ran towards the door, and flung it open. I ran down the hallways, until I finally found some bright light. I skidded so hard that I fell onto my ass.
"Ho...ly...SHIT!"
Everywhere around me, was anime men/pirates! They were all walking around, doing their business. As my eyes looked around, I slowly started to piece everything together.
'The wideness of this deck, the smell of Ocean air, that Jolly Roger, how everything is animated! I....I'M IN ONE PIECE AND I AM ON BOARD THE MOBY DICK!'
"Holy shit, holy shit..." I kept on muttering. "Is..Is this for real?!"
'Then that means-'
My eyes twinkled.
'Ace is here!'
"Hey she's awake!"
I spun around, and my mouth was slightly agape as I stared at the men in front of me.
Marco the fucking Phoenix of pineapples & hotness.
And Thatch?! Thatch the fabulous pompadour perv!
'THEY'RE SO TALL! OR I'M SO SHORT!!! DAMN! I must've got here when Teach hasn't attacked yet, thank god. Means..IS ACE HERE?!'
"U-um..I-what-w-where-"
"Oh, you're on board of the Moby Dick of the Whitebeard pirates." Thatch said.
"Eh...I..weh.." I stammer.
"Hey, whats your name anyway, yoi?" Marco asked.
'HE SAID YOI!'
"HAH!"
I fainted.
*AWAKE YOU IDIOT*
"God damn you scared her!" A concerned voice said
"I so didn't scare her, yoi! She fainted right on the spot."
"You still made her faint."
I groggily opened my eyes up, and let out a loud groan. I shot straight up.
"Fuck I have woken up! Oh well, fuck me." I said out loud.
"Uumm...she's awake."
"Huuuh?"
My face went a VERY brilliant shade of red. I jumped out of my bed, and spun on my heel.
"Oooooooh!"
THAT BLACK HAIR
HAAA
THEM TASTY LOOKING MUSCLES
HAAA
OH THAT TAN
HAAA
OH MY THOSE EYES SUCH EYE
HAAA
TEH TATTOOS
AAAH
F-F-F-FRECKLES
MMMMMMMMMM BOY
MM MM MMMMMMMMMMM
OH I CONFESS I CONFESS IN A ROOM WHERE I'M BLESSED, THAT THE SEX GOD HIMSELF OF FIRE PORTGAS D ACE IS IN MY PRESENCE.
"Hey, are you okay?" He asked.
HIS VOICE IS REEEEAL
'Okay shit shit play it cool man! Be the cool bean!'
"You're A-Ace..I-I w-well...M-Mmmmuuuh.."
Suddenly, I was pushed down onto the bed.
"Hey, lie down. You're gonna hurt yourself you crazy girl." Thatch said.
"Oh uh..s-sorry." I stutter.
Ace chuckled. "She seems like a kick starter. Anyway, whats your name?"
"I..."
'Shit shit I hate my name! Do I even have powers?! Fuck my lyyyyfe! Where's my shotgun that I don't have? FUCK IT MY NAME IS AKAONI NOW!'
"A-Akaoni. Karika Akaoni."
"Akaoni, huh?" Ace smiles that cute smile. "Weirdly nice name." He held out his hand. "I'm Ace. Portgas D Ace. Oh & the guy saying Yoi is Marco, and the pompadour is Thatch."
"H-hiiiii-HICCUP!"
'OH FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW! HOTTIE ALERT! HUBA HUBA BABY!'
I cleared my throat. "Okay, um...so how did I get here?"
"We found you in the sea, yoi. Ace saved you."
'SQUEEEEEEE HE SAVED ME?!? OHHHHMMMYYY GOD.'
"Y-you did?" I asked breathlessly.
"Yeah! I actually thought you had died on me though, but umm...yeah."
"Do you remember anything?" Thatch asked.
'THINK FAST SUCKER.'
"Oh shi-um...I remember being in my room..and then everything suddenly went dark when something dropped on me. After that, I don't remember much." I stammer.
Ace nods, pursing his lips. "Well...I'm sure you could just stay with us, Akaoni. I'll just tell Pops."
"O-okay...t-thank you. Excuse me but I'm gonna faint now."
Aaand everything went black
(A/N:THIS WAS HORRIBLE BUT I'M GONNA MAKE A PART TWO ANYWAY)