I woke up this morning at like 10 bc it's the FRICKA LICKEN WEEKEND BABY
..but I had my drivers test..
BWBZOXIJWHSKDIISJWJS
so I was freaking out kinda, getting ready to go to the place where you do it etc and doing last minute tests on the app and all that jazz
I WAS PRETTY SCURRED MAN
I made myself some toast and a milkshake and was halfway through the first piece and mom was like "we gotta go"
excuse me??
I GOTTA FINISH MY DAMN BREAKFAST
so I ate it as fast as possible while putting on shoes knowing my hair was in an unbrushed low ponytail.. omfg
we got there and I had to go in while mom parked and I was doing app tests like mad, I obvs passes them all bc I only got 1-3 wrong (you can get a max of 3 wrong)
and then the line was getting RLLY long for ppl lining up after the test and insurance stuff so mum got up from the chair and went to line up at the back which was already 8 ppl
but this guy about my age came in 5mins before and he was like standing next to where my mom was previously sitting and was like "is she coming back or..?"
I WAS LIKE OH, NO SHES NOT YOU CAN..
and I like motioned to the seat and he sat and I mentally scratched my eyes out lol
we both had a test booked for 11:15 #goals
bUT THEN THE LADY CALLED ME UP AND I WAS SWEATING OMF
I sat down and like intensely stared at the computer starting the test with a determined feeling of determination :')
it was going good till some question I had never seen before slid into the test and I was like screaming cause it was only the 5th question
I SKIPPED IT SO ALL WAS OKAY
then around 20 I got onE WRONG AND THAT RED CROSS MADE MY HEART LEGIT JUMP
I....
PASSED YAYYYYYYYYY
I was so relived and after the test I realised that if I rlly analysed that question I would have got it right therefore putting me at 35/35 but I was alg with 34/35
BUT I LINED UP W MOM AND THEN NOT LONG AFTER THE SWEET CHAIR GUY HAD AN UPSET EXPRESSION AND WHEN WE LEFT I SAW HIM TALKING TO HIS DAD AND
HE DIDNT PASS I WAS SO UPSET FOR HIM IDK WHY I GUESS CAUSE WE WERE TEST BUDDIES :(
so I got my temporary license slip till they mail my learner licence card
when I got home I tried to pretend to have failed infront of my lil bro and dad but I ended up laughing 10 seconds after oOPS
lil bro was like "phew otherwise you would've been angry asf"
baAHAHhhhahahah :') I would've tho
but after that we just sat down and watched the olympics where all the countries were walking in
THEIR FLOWERY BIKES WERE SO COOL OMG BUY ME ONE
and when NZ came up we were like YAS
but also when Cape Verde came up bc my Dad's side descends from Portugal/Africa sort thing
my great great grandfather was legitimately black (I mean absolutely no offence to anyone I'm just tryna explain) but yeah he was very very dark skinned and that's obvs hard to believe bc I'm VERy pale omfg
BACK TO WHATEVER I WAS TALKING ABOUT..
so we watched the olympics and stuff and I wrote a few things, read a few things the usual
TIME SKIP TO A FEW HOURS L8R
my parents just left to go to some party and older bro is at his formal and shiz so I'm home alone w lil bro who's on the computer and I'm just jamming to LET ME LOVE YOU BY JB
ITS SO GOOD JSNKXJXMD
(if you don't like it or him or whatever that's cool just don't say mean stuff Kay :))
but yea it wasn't always this peaceful because before I got to where I am now an hour of ActUAL hell had to occur.
lemme tell u
so there's no chocolate or biscuits or cake or ANYTHING GOOD for me to eat the shiz out of like I even tried to find a bag of chips and all I could find was an onion WTF so I was thinkin
mmmmkay I'll make sumthin
MAKIN PANCAKES MAKIN BACON-
so I searched Pinterest and came up w nothing that I had the ingredients for fml so I went to YouTube to find some mug meals
and I found chocolate pudding and I was like okay I could eat this with some vanilla ice cream bc that shiz is too plain by its lonesome
so I whip *dab* it all up and put it in the microwave for 1min then take it out and stir and put it back in
THIS HAPPENS FOR AWHILE AND ITS NOT THICKENING
so I'm like ha ha okay wth I followed the recipe pudding whutz gud Hun
I leave it in the microwave for another 30 seconds and all of a sudden IT STARTS RISING --not now Katy-- AND SPILLING OVER THE MUG
so I hastily stop it and clean up the spillage and mix them try again TO NO AVAIL
I add more corn starch bc that thickens it but nope it's still liquid aF wtF
so I give up cause it's getting rlly hot, I'm sick of the sticky bs and I decide to pour it over the ice cream
BAD MISTAKE
as I mixed it with a fork I realised that the corn starch was in small chunks so all of it wasn't getting mixed so I GRAB A SEIVE TO SEIVE THE PUDDING THRU ONTO MY MELTING ICE CREAM SO I DONT GET LUMPS OF CORN STARCH
it's not going thru the seive so I dump it on the ice cream put the dirty mug in the sink and eat the pudding/slash ice cream and basically gag
THERE WERE LUMPS OF CORN STARCH IN MY MOUTH SO I SPAT THEM IN THE BIN ATE THE ICE CREAM BC THATS A WASTE AND THEN WASHED IT OUT IN THE SINK
omfg it was a nightmare and all the pudding wasn't washing off and there was lumpy cornstarch everywhere in the sink and I was dying
I found some Mountain Dew so I drunk a glass to calm myself and then I went upstairs where I should've stayed all along.
but y'know it wasn't over bc as I was trying to find a movie to watch by my lonesome I was basically coughing my lungs out bc of the pudding disaster so my throat's deceased and so am I
AND WHEN I GOT INTO BED I SAW THE SAUCE STAIN AGAIN
I had chicken nuggets for dinner and I spilt BBQ sauce on my sheets so it looks like a minuscule period stain holy LORD
and yeah so I'm never making pudding again and I still want something sweet to eat so feel free to deliver some cake to my house RN
greatly appreciated
smh speaking of delivered my kylie lip kits from Ali express STILL haven't arrived onFG
p.s the green lights is a rlly cool torch my older bro bought #lol #rave it up
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ANOTHER LONG CHAPTER??
I don't understand TBH but yeah whatvevs btw I think my stomach is dying bc of that pudding onfg
-Logan