How to Survive South Park

By aDovahkean

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A top tier South Park: Stick of Truth speedrunner gets sent into that very game, and by extension, the world... More

A Brand New Reality
Game: Start
Butterflies and Busting Balls
Sticks and Stones Can't Hurt My Bones
Guard's Worst Nightmare
Two-Faced Shortcutting Traitor
A Little Problem Called Plot
Day 2
Catching Up and Crashing Down
May the Best Race (Elves) Win
The Dark Lord and His Sleep-Deprived Necromancer
The First Final Battle Part 1
The First Final Battle Part 2
The First Final Battle Part 3
The First Final Battle Part 4
Light at the Distorted Tunnel's End
Out of Order
Development
The World Better Prepare, For Now I am a Billionaire
Fun and Games
Dancing with the Devil
It's Just Good Business
Christmas Time is Once a Year
Putting the 'Danger' in Danger Deck
Demonic Spells for Dummies
A Happily Ever After Without Humanity
Black and Blue
The Reality of Things
The Yaoi Girls Have Spoken
Get it all Together
Ctrl Alt Del
Shutting Down
Christmas With the Satanists Part 1
Christmas With the Satanists Part 2
A Day in the Second Life of Dovah
Experiments
Dealing with Dark Lords
The Storm Before The Calm
Becoming a Member
Power NOT Beyond My Imagination
SOT Rematch - Dovahkiin vs Kenny
Who History is Written By
PHONE DESTROYER!
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Uno Reverso
The Fractured But Whole
A God Among Common Man
Rivals
Controlled Chaos Part 1
Controlled Chaos Part 2
Eyes, Ears, and Crutches Everywhere
Desperation
A Very Angry Guardian Angel
Demonic Dance Battle
Ignorant
Show's Over
April Fools - Imaginationland Edition
Campfire Songs, Sharks, and Space Aliens
How to Join Dovah's Stalker Club
Exorcisms For Dummies
Telepathic Titans
Undefeatable
A Few New Familiar Faces
So the Son of Satan and Some Priests are at a Birthday Party...
Anti-Tegridy
Animosity
Defenders of the Mountain
Nahkriin War Part 1 - Entropy
Nahkriin War Part 2 - Takedown
Nahkriin War Part 3 - Adaptation
Nahkriin War Part 4 - Buildup
Nahkriin War Part 5 - Counter
Nahkriin War Part 6 - Cheaters Always Prosper
Nahkriin War Finale - Membering
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Judge, Jury, and Executioner
A New Beginning
Bonus Chapter #1 - All Current Forms and Powers + Intermission
Changing the Future, Take 2
Letting it Out
Old Game, New Goal
You Call That Chaos?:
Growing a Pair
No Strings on Me
Game Over
Plan B
Evolution
UFAs
Law and Order
Tenorman's Revenge Part 1 - The True Time Child
Tenorman's Revenge Part 2 - Dirty Business
Tenorman's Revenge Part 3 - Re-Emergence and Revenge
Tenorman's Revenge Part 4 - Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Tenorman's Revenge Finale - Operation Brobot
Game Night
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 1 - The Many Cuts of Truth
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 2 - The Summon-Cyclopedia
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 3 - Disappointing Deep Ones
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 4 - May the Best Race (Humans) Win
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 5 - CUT! SKIP! F#^K THIS S%(T!!!
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 6 - Hail to the King
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 7 - What Lies Below
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 8 - Night of the Living German Dead
Alternate Stick of Truth Part 9 - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
Alternate Stick of Truth Finale - Bonus Unlocked: Day 4
Bonus Chapter #2 - Story Arcs, Behind the Scenes, and Future Plans
Stalked by an Angel
Angelic Monarch
A New Kind of Game
A Match Made in Hell
Planetary Power
Gotta Catch Em' All
Dragons and Douchebags
Multiverse Theory Is Still a Female Dog
The Right Tools for the Job
Answering The Call
P.T.K.T. (Planet Trapper Keeper Tycoon)
Mind in the Program
The Final Nail Part 1
The Final Nail Part 2
A New Lease on Life
Stepping Into Godhood
Blood on My Name
All's Not Well That Ends Not Well
Plans, Preparations, and Pac-man
Red Dead Deception
Coming Full Circle
A Distorted Tale's End
Dark Arc Epilogue - All For Two
South Park 64 Part 1 - Feathered F%#kers
South Park 64 Part 2 - Originals Rule, Copies Drool
The Trio of Terrors
South Park 64 Part 3 - Cloning and Cheesing
South Park 64 Part 4 - Monsters of Mass Destruction
South Park 64 Part 5 - Mind Games
South Park 64 Part 6 - Metal Madness
South Park 64 Finale - C̵͓̆a̶̹͌l̴̘͗ả̸̖m̶͉̎i̸̡͘t̵͎̿y̷̬͑
Phone Destroyer vs Power Leveler
For A Better Future
Morgan Freeman Explains... Time Patrol and The Crossover Wars
Lovely Lovely Loopholes
Realms and Realizations
Deleted and Devoured
Ascension
The Fake's Finale
And The Transcendent's Return
Overkill, Or Just The Right Amount Of Kill?
Battle of Gods - Round 2
Red Herring
The Story of New Kid - Soldier, Poet, King, and Dragonborn
Dovahkiin vs Dovah
The Man Behind The Mastermind
Ready, Set, LARP!
The End of an Era Part 1
The End of an Era Part 2
A Better Way...
Past vs Future
Insight, Hindsight, and Foresight Part 1
Insight, Hindsight, and Foresight Part 2
Sibling Wars Part 1 - Little Posers
Sibling Wars Part 2 - Screw You, Cthulhu
Sibling Wars Part 3 - Nooooo, Canadaaaaa
Sibling Wars Part 4 - La Resistance at Last!
Sibling Wars Part 5 - Worldbuilding and War Games
A Complete, Powerful Picture
Sibling Wars Part 6 - Weeping Angel
Sibling Wars Part 7 - Family Dynamic
Sibling Wars Part 8 - Alternate Ending
Sibling Wars Part 9 - Remember Membering?
Sibling Wars Finale - Twilight of Gods
Sibling Wars - Aftermath
Side by Side
Date to a Dungeon Dive
Getting With The Program
Family Fun and Snowy Games
Alternate Snow Day Part 1 - Should've Seen it Coming
Alternate Snow Day Part 2 - Layers Upon Layers
Alternate Snow Day Part 3 - To Danse With DLCs
Alternate Snow Day Part 4 - Full Speed Ahead
Alternate Snow Day Part 5 - The Power of Love and Pranks

Bonus Chapter #3 - End of and Post HTSSP

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By aDovahkean

And so HTSSP approaches its final arc after over 150 chapters.

Here's a little recap so the story so far.


Overview so far:

Act 1:

Stick of Truth Arc: Chp 1 "A Brand New Reality" - Chp 16 "Light at the Distorted Tunnel's End"

(Covers Stick of Truth)


Ad Arc: Chp 17 "Out of Order" - Chp 32 "Shutting Down"

(Covers Seasons S18-S19)


Development Arc: Chp 33 "Christmas With the Satanists Part 1" - Chp 45 "Uno Reverso"

(Covers Seasons S20-S21 Episode 4)


Fractured but Whole Arc: Chp 46 "The Fractured but Whole" - Chp 61 "Telepathic Titans"

(Covers TFBW, Casa Bonita DLC, Bring the Crunch DLC, The rest of S21)


Nahkriin Arc: Chp 62 "Undefeatable" - Chp 78 "A New Beginning"

(Covers Season 22, The Nahkriin War)


Bonus Chapter 1 - Chp 79


Act 2:

Expansion Arc: Chp 80 "Changing the Future, Take 2" - Chp 106 "Alternate Stick of Truth Finale - Bonus Unlocked: Day 4"

(Covers Alternate (canon) TFBW, Tenorman's Revenge, Alternate SOT, and various timelines)


Bonus Chapter 2 - Chp 107


The Dark Arc: Chp 108 "Stalked by an Angel" - Chp 130 "Epilogue - All For Two"

(Covers the First Ascension, First Multiversal Insurrections, Final Battle against Butters, and various timelines)


Act 3:

Ascension Arc: Chp 131 "South Park 64 Part 1 - Feathered F%#kers" - Chp 158 "Past vs Future"

(Covers South Park 64, First Multiversal Insurrections, the Ultimate Ascension, and various timelines)


Bonus Chapter 3 - Chp 159


Godly Gauntlet Arc: Chp 160 "???" - Chp ??? "???"

(Covers ?????, South Park: Snow Day, and ?????)



After a two week hiatus, I'll be starting the final and longest arc of this story, the 'Godly Gauntlet' arc, and once that's done in a few months... HTSSP will be over.

This passion project of mine has been going on for over a year now and I've enjoyed every bit of it so far, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't beginning to get burned out after over 600,000 words in nearly 160 chapters.

Then there's all the research and editing that goes into this, and with me just being one person, it really begins to get tedious after a while.

This story is still gonna end with several very large bangs, but once that's done, it'll probably be a while before I begin working on other projects. As for what said projects are...



Dovahkean's South Park Multiverse Encyclopedia

There has been a lot of worldbuilding in my story with canon as a base, so much so that I decided to create a guidebook just to organize it all.

This is going to feature pretty much everything I expanded upon from canon from locations like worlds and dimensions to factions and organizations to abilities and transformations and so on.

Feel free to use all this worldbuilding in your own fics if you like; all I ask is that you reference where you got it from. We'll all get some more readers and links from it, and I'd even be willing to have potential crossovers in the future. After all, the multiverse I created has plenty of transmigrators around thanks to Morgan Freeman's meddling.

As for where they fit into this...



'Potential' HTSSP Sequel

When all is said and done, HTSSP will probably be around 200 chapters long, and while I've already planned out a nice way to wrap everything up, there will still be a few questions left unanswered and a few avenues left unexplored.

Such things could be the main focus of a POTENTIAL sequel, but that isn't something I'll be doing for a long time, if at all. Like I said, after working on this story for so long, it's really starting to get tedious for me, so directly moving on to a sequel would likely negatively affect the quality of said sequel.

Maybe it will be in the form of a few short stories or perhaps a crossover with other authors. I don't know; I haven't planned that far ahead yet. Point is, the potential for a follow-up is out there, but it's far from being my priority.

Rather, I'm considering having my next story be in a completely different franchise.



How to Survive ?????

I love the concept of isekai/transmigration and completely breaking worlds through use and abuse of the original story script. Just look at what I did to South Park.

But that franchise is far from the only one that can be completely busted open. There are countless fan-made isekai stories of various franchises out there and I already have a couple different worlds in mind that would be a lot of fun to completely break after I'm done with South Park.

Of course, I'm open to suggestions from you all as well, so if there is a franchise you would like me to completely demolish on a quest for basic survival, then comment down below and I'll take those suggestions into consideration.

It could be a video game franchise like Mario or Splatoon, an anime or manga like My Hero Academia or Tensura, or even another cartoon show like The Simpsons. I'm open to all suggestions.




But that's all for the future. Going back to the story I'm currently working on, this final arc is going to have three main sections or mini-arcs, one of which will be Dovah's adventure through South Park: Snow Day!

I planned on including this ever since it was officially announced and it's going to be lots of fun to write as this game was basically tailor-made for someone like Dovah to completely and utterly demolish.

The rules Cartman and the others came up with to prevent New Kid from becoming too OP again are filled to the fucking brim with loopholes ripe for exploitation and Cartman's probably gonna get several more heart attacks while witnessing Dovah do his thing.

As for what comes before and after that mini-arc, I won't be spoiling that just yet.

...Well, besides this little teaser.




"What is it?" Morgan Freeman asks his miffed colleague. "I thought that letting my young self go out would be enough to aid you."

"A fuckload of good that's doing!" Reality complains. "I know that you and most of the others don't particularly care about this place, but it's still connected to me! As much as I love a good show, those monsters are gonna really start tearing apart my domain if this battle carries on!"

"Like you don't have something to counter existences on that level without descending yourself." Freeman deadpans.

"I already had to stop the Announcer from throwing his own forces into the fray just for the hell of it; I refuse to deal with anymore bullshit today, Freeman! You know damn well why I'm not revealing my cards yet!"

"Despite this being the perfect chance to deal with your successor's competition for the next spot among us?" Freeman inquires, stealing Reality's shtick of bluntly pointing out bullshit.

"And piss off you lot in the process? I'll pass, especially since the Announcer is this close to shooting himself in the foot at the moment. I won't be the laughing stock of the Pantheon for much longer."

"Well, if it makes you feel any better, Dovah screwed over me as well by destroying the Patrol and humiliating my younger self, although the former was bound to happen soon anyway. He also seems intent on framing me for all his self-made problems for whatever reason."

"That was nothing but a shell company for that suit-loving himbo who is clearly still in your camp, something you're still trying and failing to convince us is not the case for whatever reason." Reality argues back.

Several seconds of silence then pass before Reality sighs, "Look, I get that buying time will help young you improve here, but can you at least agree to stopping this battle with me if the damage starts spilling into other timelines? This reality getting destroyed may affect me the most, but it would still negatively impact the rest of you!"

"...Fine."

"Thank you. And try not to disperse too much energy into the area while doing so unless you want the transmigrator and that rock to notice and gobble it up."

"And the girl? If that stick she's using really lets her contend with beings on that level-"

"Let them play their own games and clean up their own messes. I just don't want this becoming our mess."

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