Kenny's POV:
My old friend group, Damien, and I look on in fear at the undead monstrosity while Satan clenches his fists with flames starting to emit from them.
'This isn't good. ManBearPig kicked Satan's ass in canon and now he's stronger than ever as a Nazi Zombie.'
"Don't worry, Kenny. You and your friends weren't the only ones preparing for this day." Satan reassures me but I'm still frozen in fear.
The ruler of hell activates his own Satanic Seal and Baleful Blessing spells and summons Power Bind towards the Nazi Zombie but he slashes through it with his glowing green claws.
"Kenny, get Dovah and the others somewhere safe. Damien and I will hold him off until you return." Satan commands as a wave of blue tendrils from Hands of the Hoar charge towards the monster.
"What? A-Are you sure? Even without being a Nazi-Zombie, he-"
"JUST MOVE ALREADY, YOU IDIOTS!" Damien roars as he transforms himself.
*sigh* "Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can. Come on guys, we gotta go." I start running away with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman following close behind me as the battle starts.
Damien's POV:
Fucking hell, I know Kenny and his crew get into some serious shit sometimes but this is just ridiculous. My dad charges the undead demon and tries to get in a lifesteal but he gets kicked away before he can activate it and the spell dissipates.
I try using a Wall of Hellfire myself but just the shockwave from his roar alone breaks the meteors apart.
My dad recovers and roars himself as he charges back in with this... abomination doing its own roar-squeal battlecry and charges towards Lucifer. The 'NaziZombieBearPig' jumps and tries to slash at my dad again but he dodges and throws the thing over his shoulder and into the ground.
This is probably the first time I've seen him fight since that boxing match against Jesus two decades ago and honestly, I'm pretty impressed.
(A/N: Season 1's "Damien")
I thought he lost his touch after years of just sitting around with Sadam or whoever the fuck else he dated but it's like he's been working out for years now. I'm willing to bet a certain Dragonborn has something to do with that.
Speaking of, I see his cracked scepter on the ground and dash towards it. I'm badly outclassed by this thing and could use the extra help but the fucking thing shocks me when I try to use it.
"OW! Seriously, Dovah? Would it KILL you to share your shit for once?" My dad goes flying past me before I get the chance to curse Dovah out and I barely avoid a swipe that would have taken my head clean off right after.
I use Unholy Combustion to stun him for a bit which burns some of his green fur to a crisp but he knocks me away before I can follow up on that attack.
He then charges a mouth blast which my dad and I avoid but a third of South Park does not.
'This destructive power is insane, and I don't know all the new powers this thing has. I can't rely on my knowledge of Kenny's own undead form as this thing is a completely different animal.' I use Baleful Blessing on myself so it backs off for a bit to avoid the lifesteal and gets stunned right after by my dad who uses Bewitched Beckoning on it.
'If I really want to fight this thing, I'm gonna need more room.' Said thing then appears behind me and slashes through the lifesteal spell above me which I didn't even think was fucking possible until half a second ago. He then punts me across town and I land in some giant tower with a shit load of fireworks (A/N: Tower of Peace).
I get up and see my dad slugging it out with the zombie chimera and send a telepathic message to him while I prepare a few fire spells.
(("Dad, lure the thing towards me. I'm in the giant tower across town."))
(("What? Why?"))
(("Just trust me on this!")) My dad heads in my direction as I start the spells and light most of the explosives up. I then fire a Power Bind at it which it slashes to pieces when the chains arrive.
"UP HERE, MANBEARBITCH!" I shout and jump out after setting up a few Power Binds to keep it in place for just a moment.
He falls for the trap and the entire tower explodes a few seconds later with my dad and I catching our breaths while we recover as much as we can.
"Good thinking son, but that thing is far from being defeated for good."
"I know, let's use this chance to get to more open ground."
"...You really want to save the town, huh? I'm proud of you." I'm about to tell him to shut up when a zombified roar does that for me. We both fly out of the mountain town and towards the mountain range which we tear some chunks out of and prepare to throw the pieces at him while summoning some more spells to go along with them.
Hopefully this will finally get him to shut up about doing some father son bonding time.
Cartman's POV:
The battle between the three demons goes on as the rest of us get the fuck out of here. Things are only getting worse and worse around here and it's pretty clear who's fault that is.
It's like what Vision said in that Avengers Movie, "power causes challenge and conflict" or some shit like that. Basically, the stronger this guy gets, the stronger enemies he's going to have and the more fucked the rest of us become.
Once we get a few blocks away, Kenny fucking slits his throat with his remaining arm only to come back a few seconds later, fully healed.
"Oh my god! Kenny killed himse- never mind."
"I have to go help them. Timmy's fucking dead, Dovah's not far off from death himself, and I refuse to let anyone else head on down to hell tonight! Can you guys watch over Dovah for a bit?" Timmy's dead?
"TIMMY'S DEAD?!?" Yes Stan, that's what Kenny literally just said two seconds ago.
The former poor boy begins to tear up and begs us to watch over Dovah before flying away. I can't believe my fucking luck!
Stan's POV:
No fucking way. Timmy's dead?! How? Did changing my future cause this?
"You ok, dude?" Kyle asks me and I nod after a few seconds.
"We can mourn later, we need to protect Dovah for now."
"ARE YOU TWO CRAZY? THIS IS OUR ONE FUCKING CHANCE TO FIX EVERYTHING!" Cartman suddenly screams. Not this shit again.
"Cartman, for the last time, trying to stop Dovah won't magically turn everything back to what it was like 5 years ago! I don't even want things to be like how they were 5 years ago!"
"OF COURSE YOU DON'T! HE FUCKING PLANTED THAT SHIT IN YOUR HEAD WITH TIMMY'S TELEPATHY SHIT! WHAT DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND? HE WON'T STOP UNTIL HE HAS EVERYTHING AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET THAT HAPPEN!"
Cartman then pulls out a fucking gun and aims it at Dovahkiin.
"CARTMAN, ARE YOU FUCKING INSAINE?!" Kyle shouts.
"HE'S BEEN PROTECTING THIS TOWN FOR YEARS!"
"FROM THE PROBLEMS HE MADE HAPPEN! HE CONTROLLS EVERYTHING, FUCKING HEROES AND VILLAINS ALIKE!"
"He doesn't control the villains, fatass!"
"TELL THAT TO THE FUCKING ADS AND REMEMBER BERRY THINGS!" He begins to break down.
"He's taking everything from me. First it was Kenny, then my pride, dignity, and authority. He took over this town and united everyone against the ads he also manipulated to do his bidding. The ads were stopped, the day was saved, and my fucking hand was sliced off but did he stop when most of South Park was under his foot, of course he fucking didn't!"
He begins to cry as he goes on. I don't think I've ever seen him like this.
"Then he took Butters, the one guy who's always been there to help me out from the kindness in his heart. Then he took Wendy and her fucking heart which he rejects and basically dangles in front of my fucking face! AND NOW FUCKING YOU, STAN! KYLE'S NEXT AND I'LL HAVE FUCKING NOTHING WHILE YOU'RE ALL LITTLE PAWNS FOR THAT DOUCHEBAG!"
"...Cartman, we're not gonna abandon you for him. You're our friend, not Dovah." Kyle explains.
"YOU'RE SAYING THAT NOW BUT IN A FEW YEARS, WELL, LETS JUST ASK STAN, SHALL WE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FUCKING DOVAHKIIN???" The two turn their attention to me and I decide to tell the truth.
"Dovah saved me. He found some artifact in R'lyeh or something that lets him see part of the future. I was supposed to move away from South Park for good a few weeks ago."
"...what?" Kyle asks me with disbelief all over his face.
(A/N: Season 22 Episode 4, "Tegridy Farms")
"I was supposed to move to a fucking weed farm because of my dad and I would be forced to do more free child labor and advertising for him then fucking Tweek had to do for his parents!
My life becomes a fucking living hell thanks to my dad and I snap after a few years and burn the fucking thing down with my sister dying thanks to my dad locking her in the barn and my mom kills herself right after!"
(A/N: Post Covid Specials)
I begin to tear up myself as I go on.
"I then grow up and live a fucking miserable life as a giant piece of shit like my dad! You guys do, too! The future is fucking awful for everybody!
Kyle is as miserable as I am and Cartman becomes a fucking Rabbi of all things! Everyone else has shitty lives thanks to a fucking virus my dad created in China by fucking a Pangolin whatever the hell that is! It causes a fucking global pandemic that ruins all our lives even more!"
Cartman begins to stutter but I stop him.
"Before you say that shit is made up, I saw so many parts of that exact fucking future that there's no way it was fabricated by Timmy or something like that! How would they come up with something that specific and make so many fake memories and scenes of it?"
Kyle is shocked speechless and Cartman has a blank look on his face.
"So, you were supposed to move to that farm a few weeks ago? And that's not happening now?"
"YES, Cartman! They fucking changed the future for the better! I never have to move out of South Park and away from you guys now!"
"So that future isn't going to happen anymore... problem solved."
*BANG*
Kyle's POV:
*GASP*
"STAN!"
Cartman just turned and shot Dovah but Stan just took the fucking bullet for him.
"STAN, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?" Cartman screams as he runs over. Oh god no no nonononono. This isn't like the last one that hit his shoulder a few months ago, it's in his chest and way way worse.
"*cough* Well, I guess this is still better then living on that fucking farm."
"NO STAN, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT! YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY!" Cartman starts tearing up again as we run over to Stan who looks like he's dying.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*ROOOOOOAAAAAAR* *squeal*
Rubble from several fucking mountains alongside balls of flame and dozens of meteors are raining down all over town but I don't care if the fucking planet is getting blown up, Stan is... is...
"NOOOOOOO!!! FUCKING WHY?!? I JUST WANTED THINGS TO GO BACK TO HOW THEY WERE! YOU, ME, KYLE, AND KENNY! I JUST WANTED MY FUCKING FRIENDS BACK!!!" Cartman begins to sob as I try my best to stop the bleeding.
"*cough* *cough* People change, Cartman. In the future I saw, we all broke up as friends after a few years and Dovah had nothing to do with it. Even if he wasn't here, people here will still change. I'm just happy I made so many good memories with you guys."
"Stan, you are NOT giving us a fucking goodbye speech! Don't even fucking think about giving us a fucking goodbye speech! You're gonna be fine." Tears begin streaming down my face. This is not fucking happening right now.
"It's okay Kyle. I'm-*cough*... I'm sorry, Cartman. You're right, I should have been a better friend to you and Kyle these last few months. I wanted to help Dovah make a better future for all of us but what would be the point if we weren't together to enjoy it?
Dovah wanted to help all of us and he had his friends come along for the ride from the very start. He was able to both save all of us and be with the people he cares about throughout the process while I could only choose one of those options. I'm sorry, dudes."
He then looks at us right in the eyes and asks us, "Just... promise me to not let this kill the last bit of your friendship. You two will need each other now more than ever. I know you don't really like each other but please, promise me that you'll be there for each other."
"We'll be here for fucking you, Stan! You're gonna be fine." Cartman exclaims.
"PROMISE ME, GUYS!!! *cough* please..."
"Ok, I fucking promise. Now stop talking like your fucking dying!"
"Kyle..."
"I p-promise, dude."
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
The ground shakes again as rubble, meteors, and fire blasts rain down around us with a giant one coming right for us.
"*cough* Run, you guys. Get out of here! Grab Dovah too. Please!"
"STAN, WE ARE NOT-"
"FUCKING RUN BEFORE WE ALL DIE! GO!" Stan yells and Cartman then suddenly grabs me and Dovah and starts running while I scream at him to let go of me. The massive chunk of rubble barely misses us and sends us flying, but Stan... he...
Kenny's POV:
I fly towards the monster that's currently trying to impale Satan with his own horn and I kick him away before he suffers the same fate he did in the show.
"Phew. Thanks, Kenny. I was hoping that death wasn't part of my destiny too."
"...Timmy told you about that, didn't he?"
"He told me some things about the future, the parts that mainly related to me, and I agreed to help you guys a bit in order to prevent that. Same for Cthulhu. We won't let his death be in vain."
The demon erupts out of the mountain I just kicked him into with rubble and blasts flying everywhere.
"DON'T LET UP ON HIM! LET'S KICK IT'S ASS!" Damien screams as he flies past us and we follow close behind.
The bastard roars and fires tons of green flames at us which Damien dodges while Satan knocks them away. I roar back at him while powering up and charge through the blasts with Dire Shroud taking all the damage. His fire parts for my shield and I punch him with a flaming green bone hand but it barely phases the thing.
He punches me right in the face which sends me flying back but Damien stops me from flying with a Power Bind and goes in for a punch of his own boosted by chains from Power Bind wrapped around his arm and flames from Pentakill on top of that.
That punch to the face sends him back a bit more but he kicks Damien right in the jaw, sending him soaring back through the bleeding red sky.
I charge back in and hit him with a flying kick while summoning bone hands to grab and pummel the monster. All the damage is healed by a Dark Blessing right after and he tries to smack me away but I use Dark Whisper to make the blow miss by redirecting his arm with my mist.
Satan then charges in and sends the demon flying while he's stunned before shooting a massive wave of fire and tendrils at him with a [Pentakill x Hands of the Hoar] combo. This seems to hurt the monster quite a bit but another Dark Blessing erases most of the damage he took.
Damien kicks him back into the ground and the two of us charge him together with the three of us exchanging a flurry of blows. This goes on for a bit before Damien and I are both grabbed by the throat by each of the demon's hands. He holds us up as he begins choking the life out of us.
'Fuck! Th-This guy is fucking invincible!' I can't help but think as I feel my neck about to snap.
Satan tackles the Nazi Zombie before that happens and Damien and I gasp for air while Satan takes his turn. We both recover as Satan is sent flying back again and we rise up while summoning our own energy blades to try and cut him into pieces.
The monster is able to defend as his dark green claws are basically unbreakable now. He keeps knocking Damien and I away but soon targets the former as he sends an underhanded slash towards Damien.
The son of Satan barely puts a shield up in time but is still sent flying into the air. The demon then soars above him in an instant and punches him back down into the Earth, knocking him out cold.
The demon quickly charges down to finish him but I'm able to save him at the last second using a Dark Whisper.
He then sticks his claws into the ground which begins to turn red and I immediately recognize this as a far bigger version of Timmy and Zarganor's lava eruption attack (Nocturnal Eruption). I fly into the air with Damien in my arms but I still get hit a bit by the explosion which sends us even higher up into the sky as meteors from Wall of Hellfire destroy everything below, South Park included.
"Damien!"
"Look out!" He cries as the demon is flying right towards us ready to end it. I make a split second decision and drop Damien as he isn't the immortal one here.
"WAIT! WHAT IF HE DESTROYS YOUR SOUL TOO?! EVEN YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COME BACK FROM THAT!" If I die permanently to save my friends, then so fucking be it!
I summon a Soul Slash attack and scream while swinging it at him but his claws tear it to pieces in a single slash and I feel myself getting impaled by the multiple green spikes making up the claw on his hand.
'Fuck, it really is hopeless, isn't it?'
(("Are you really going to give up after his sacrifice?")) I find myself in a dark void with none other than Cthulhu staring at me.
"What the hell do you want? If you want revenge or whatever, get in line behind the undead nazi demon man bear pig thing."
(("I'm here to help you, Kenny.")) Sure you are. For all I know, Cartman asked you to get revenge for him or something.
(("That relationship was... complicated, but I'm not here for him. I'm here on Timmy's behalf.")) This gets my attention.
(("Did he not tell you that Satan wasn't his only benefactor? He let me know about the future as well and asked me to help make the future a better place for everyone including both my own followers and the Dragonborns. He may be dead, but his work, your goal, is far from finished."))
"No shit, Sherlock. Fucking ManBearPig is gonna get the last laugh because of my fuckup. Even Satan can't beat him!"
(("Not alone, he can't. It doesn't matter who you are. It doesn't matter where you came from. Any friend of Timmy's is a friend of mine, and I won't let that demon get away with killing my friend."))
'I can feel my very soul burning into a crisp. Does that mean he's an immortal now too?
Only an immortal can kill another immortal here, that's how it works in this reality. Am I really going to die for good now?... So this is what Dovah felt... but he found light at the end of the flaming tunnel, didn't he?'
What may just be my final thoughts get cut off by Cthulhu, the guy who gave me this immortality curse in the first place.
I still resent him for what he did with Cartman and for all the pain my curse has caused me over the years, but if Timmy trusted him...
(("For this reason and this reason alone, I SHALL LEND YOU MY POWER! LET THIS LATEST LIFE BE THAT NOT OF A MORTAL, BUT OF AN AVATAR!!!")) Streams of light fly out of the Elder God and into myself as I feel my consciousness finally fading away.
But then I woke up. And then grabbed the hand impaling me before burning it to ashes.
I feel life itself flowing back into me as my soul repairs itself and my skin turns from Nazi Zombie green back to its normal white. The armor and costume covering my head are long gone so the demon gets a good look at my now truly living face with glowing green eyes before my hand covers his own face and blasts him away.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
I stare at the crater he just made after he broke the sound barrier from that small blast alone. My piercing green eyes glare daggers at the demon as my now light green hair and torn up cape flow in the wind.
He then rockets back up a few seconds later with a healed hand and we both grunt and growl as we clash and try to push each other back. Light green flames and lightning crackle all around me and even burn the chimera as they travel through his body.
The demon pulls back for a punch but his entire right arm is cut off this time by an energy beam from Satan who gives me a thumbs up. I then instantly appear behind him and blast him into the ground with a Soul Slash to his back.
I drop down next to Satan as the demon gets back up and roars while charging at us in a rabid frenzy. Both of us work together to stop the demon in place before Damien kicks him away.
I hurl multiple light green scythes at the monster which he dodges but he doesn't notice Damien catch one right behind him and the Power Bind from Satan that holds his other arm in place as Damien slices it off.
The monster uses Dark Blessing and focuses it on his right arm, healing it before using it to knock Damien away. He then turns around to see a massive meteor storm from Satan's Wall of Hellfire flying towards him.
He leaps towards it, tanking every glowing red meteor in his path but just as he's about to reach the last one of the bunch, it's cut in half by me wielding a light green energy blade which I stab into the demon's face and detonate it. He goes flying back into the dirt with the lower half of his jaw blown clean off and his upper body barely holding together.
He does his best to roar again but is stopped before he can charge forward by Satan who grabs him with telekinesis and hurls the bastard along with every separated piece of him into the air. Satan struggles to hold him in place as the monster tries desperately to break free and tear us all to shreds. Even Damien does his best to help too with what little stamina he has left.
"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, KENNY!!!" Satan roars and he doesn't have to tell me twice as I charge up the strongest energy blast I can with the true power of the Elder God Cthulhu mixed in with my own.
It isn't any shade of blue, red, purple, or green, but rainbow, and probably has enough power to destroy the entire planet.
"THIS IS FOR TIMMY, MANBEARBITCH!!!" I roar as I fire the massive rainbow colored beam right at him which directly hits him and nothing, not even his soul remains as the blast detonates and lights up the night sky, turning it back to its natural color.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
I collapse back in exhaustion as Cthulhu's power fades away.
'Did... did we just win?'
"You ok, dude?" Damien teleports over and kneels down over me.
"We won, right?"
"Yes, stupid. We won. Heh... we really did it."
He then sits down next to me and chuckles.
"Fuck, I thought I was really gonna die there. You're welcome by the way."
"Thanks dude... really. Your dad and I probably would have died if you didn't come along too. You think he would go to heaven or hell if he kicked the bucket?"
"The ruler of fucking hell going to heaven when he dies? That's got to be the dumbest... actually, with how he is, I can seriously imagine that happening." We both laugh at this as Satan limps over.
"That was supposed to happen, but you changed the future again, Kenny. You and your friends defied fate to save my life. Thank you, I promise Timmy and the rest of the fallen will be taken care of down in hell for the rest of eternity."
"Thanks, Satan. When you see Timmy down there, tell him I'm sorry."
"He would probably tell you to stop whining and move on while making sure Dovah doesn't go all Injustice Superman or Homelander on our asses." Damien comments at my request.
"Yeah... probably. Let's just... take a moment before we go back. I'm fucking exhausted."
The life fades from my eyes and my body dissipates but the respawn this time around is nearly instant with both Satan and Damien pitching in. That sucks, being a god's avatar would have let me one-up Dovah in the power department again.
Oh well. With that chimera asshole gone, the last of the big boss fights in the South Park series is over. We shouldn't need power like that ever again.
I hope...
The Next Day:
Nearly every kid in South Park has gathered for Timmy and Stan's funerals. According to Kyle and Cartman, the latter sacrificed himself to save them and Dovah as everything was going to hell around town.
I know people die whenever everything goes to shit in South Park but Stan Marsh being among them? Fuck, so much for plot armor.
I'm holding Dovah and Karen's hands right now while the two are tearing up as we stare at Timmy's grave. I eventually break the silence.
"...I'm so sorry, Dovah. I just stood there while you protected Timmy... while Timmy protected us. If I just fucking snapped out of my own fucking stupidity, then maybe..." I tear up as Dovah puts his hand on my back.
"It's okay, we were all afraid and you were already close to your limit. You just had your arm torn off for crying out loud! And don't blame yourself for the Nazi-Zombie resurrection. You lost your arm saving me back there. If anything..."
"Dude, you literally killed him."
"So did you."
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP BLAMING YOURSELVES ALREADY?!?" Karen suddenly screams at us while crying.
"You guys put your lives on the line to save us like you always do! Don't blame yourselves for that! I know for a FACT that Timmy wouldn't! Would either of you blame the other two if you were in his shoes?" Sometimes I wonder if Karen is a secret genius like Ike. It may just be sibling bias but I like to believe otherwise when she does stuff like this.
We both think about what she said before agreeing. I know that I wouldn't blame Dovah and Timmy if I was the one who died for good.
"Thanks, Karen." I hug her and look over to Stan's grave where Kyle and Cartman are at.
I end up walking towards them with a serious expression on my face.
"Did you do this?"
"What?"
"ManBearPig. Did. You. Do. This. Eric? " I have to know. I don't know what I'll do if it was him who made the new deal with the demon but it won't be pretty.
Cartman responds to my question with tears in his eyes.
"I DIDN'T DO SHIT WITH MANBEARPIG AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DID SHIT WITH MANBEARPIG!!! DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR FUCKING QUESTION, KENNY?!" I've known him for decades so I can tell when he's 100% telling the truth and this is one of those times.
There isn't any manipulation or scheming going on behind that broken look on his face and I doubt that this is sheer delusion on his end like that whole 'Fish Stick' joke incident that happened around a decade ago in season 13. I give him a slight nod before looking at the grave of one of my oldest friends.
Kyle and Cartman never told me the details of what happened after I left to fight ManBearPig with Damien and Satan but I do know that they're hiding something. I can't really know exactly what that something is without Timmy though so I guess I have no choice but to drop it. As long as they weren't the ones responsible for this, I honestly don't care.
Wendy then comes over to pay her respects and I decide to take my leave. Those three look like they could use some space. I end up walking back over to where Dovah is sitting and sit right beside him.
"So... what do we do now, dude?"
"What do you mean?" He asks.
"You know, with South Park's future."
"Well, I guess we just finish with season 22 and see what happens from there. Tegridy isn't happening and by extension, Covid, so besides a few random episodes with Scott Malkinson and the girls a bit over a year from now and a few random unimportant episodes like 3 years later, we're entering entirely new territory.
Even if the Streaming Specials still happen, ManBearPig is gone for good and there's also no Tegridy Farms and no Stan so... yeah. Like I said, entirely new territory."
(A/N: Dovah was isekai'd here before Season 26 came out in his original reality so he doesn't know about any of the episodes from Season 26 and on.)
"Oh." We don't really need to do anything with the Buddha Boxes and Amazon but we should probably have a memorial for Timmy in the bike parade. I guess a new chapter is finally starting for us... I just wish Timmy and Stan were here to enjoy it too.
Rest in peace you two. We won't let your deaths be in vain. I promise.