"Kenny?!?"
"Fuck! He's a nazi zombie now!"
The remaining survivors are staring at Kenny in horror as the undead princess glares at us. Stan is the first to snap out of it and charges at Kenny but his sword is blocked by a scythe summoned by the newest undead. He then spins around and roundhouse kicks Stan across the room, knocking him out cold.
"STAN!" Kyle runs over as Jimmy gets his horn out only for a bone hand to sprout out of the ground below and smash it to bits. Kenny then sends a wave of zombie vomit towards the bard, blasting him back.
Snapping out of shock myself, I immediately prepare a dragon shout to end Kenny but a bone hand comes out from the ground, punching me right in the ass which sends me flying. I crash through the roof of the throne room and land in the shop between it and the balcony.
"Welcome weary adventurer! Can I interest you in some of my wares?"
"*cough cough* Kind of busy at the moment, ugh, fuck that hurts! How did he even get infected? Did the vial of goo break when he fell off the ledge?... Well? Care to explain?"
"Ummmm..."
"WELL? I'M WAITING, FREEMAN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP NOW AND EXPLAIN SHIT LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH KENNY AND WHAT I'M DOING HERE! YOU WANT MORE FRECKLES OR NOT?!?"
Despite my shouting, Freeman never comes which pisses me off to no end since I want to know why the hell he sent me here to begin with. I hear some screams coming from the throne room and decide to just track him down later since I have an undead princess to put down.
Kenny walks out of the throne room's exit and heads towards me as I turn around and fart right at his balls. Or at least try to.
'Ummm, what? Why is nothing coming out?'
I continue trying despite my ass hurting like hell but nothing's coming out.
'What the fuck? Did that last hit fracture my butthole or something?... Oh. Oh shit.'
I then realize just what I'm up against. This isn't just a Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny with Netherborn powers, this is a Kenny who was told his one weakness by yours truly. He knows how this game is supposed to end and now he's hellbent on ensuring that doesn't happen at all costs.
I immediately use a dire shroud on myself and then dark whisper to grab the case of weapons by the shop to fling them at Kenny which ends up impaling him all over his body. He falls over only to get back up a few seconds later and sends me back with a rainbow beam attack, breaking dire shroud in the process.
I land on the balcony where the fight with him in canon took place and use dire shroud again, trying to heal the fracture ASAP but another bone hand is made below me which sends me flying up only for Kenny to kick me back down.
He then charges at me, giving me no space to breathe as I get beat up left, right, and center.
'Fuck, this isn't good. He is way above me in terms of skill and the goo made him more powerful than ever. His immortality is also cranked up to 11 from the transformation. I never thought I would have to deal with this after getting Kenny to my side. How could I have been so stupid?! If I lose here, forget South Park, the entire world is fucked!'
Enough is enough. I go all out and power up into Grim Fate, pushing Kenny back with a barrage of punches and kicks coated in light blue flames before blasting him back with a soul slash only for him to respond in kind with his aura turning a lighter shade of green and his power skyrocketing as screams echo around him.
I'm back on the defensive as Grim Fate empowered Netherborn Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny is relentless with his attacks. My necromancer costume is torn apart and the SWAT gear is getting slowly chipped away from his princess, nazi zombie, and netherborn attacks.
'A Japanese Princess, a Netherborn, an Immortal, a Combat Expert, an Undead. All these things combined are what Kenny is right now. Never thought I would miss the days of him just being a poor pervert.'
Y'know, I always saw Kenny as the true main protagonist of South Park. My reason for that opinion is not because of screen time but the fact that he showed the most growth and depth while the other members of Team Stan basically went around in circles personality wise.
It looks like I was right in the end. Sucks that this is what I get because of it.
Kenny pulls me in with a dark whisper before punching me right in the face. He then launches multiple rainbow attacks at me which I barely avoid by boosting up using a bone hand. I land on the other side of the arena and almost get my head cut off from the swipe of a scythe that's not covered in flames.
Nazi Zombie Death is right behind me so I quickly jump away and blast him point blank like Butters does in canon. I then see a swarm of rats start to appear, blocking my escape path and Kenny launching towards me with a soul slash. I summon multiple bone hands to punch him and his scythe with and the resulting collision generates a massive explosion sending Kenny and I flying back in opposite directions.
I latch on to the roof of the weapons shop and catch my breath while casting dire shroud on myself. I have long since powered out of grim fate due to lack of energy yet Kenny is still somehow maintaining it despite the high energy cost.
'I was lucky I could retreat right on time so the damage wasn't severe.'
I then see Kenny use a bone hand of his own to leap towards me. I tense up but then smirk as I come to a realization.
'And he can't evade my attacks in mid-air! Take this!'
I launch a massive blast of fire at Kenny which... he goes around? How did he just barrel roll out of the way like that?
'How the hell...' I look up and pale as the moonlight reflects off Kenny's back while he looks down at me like a God delivering judgment to a pitiful mortal.
'HE CAN FLY?!?' Didn't he fail miserably with that while going around Japan during the Black Friday war in season 17? How can he do it now?
Kenny begins charging a blast of his own to throw down onto me. His rainbow attack is combined with soul slash while grim fate is still active. Rainbow Slash?
'Making the flames physical, the power to fly, maintaining grim fate, and combining various powers. Was he hiding all these abilities from me? Or did they come with the Nazi Zombie transformation? Is there any way to beat him as he is now?'
Several blasts of fire and lightning fly past me and hit Kenny dead on, flinging him back. Cartman, Butters, and the others exit the throne room and start running towards the downed princess.
"Come on New Kid, we need your help! I doubt that alone was enough to take him down for good!" Stan shouts and I hop down and head back up to the balcony with them.
Jimmy begins playing a song on his flute to distract the rats as the rest of us rush past him. When we reach the arena, over a dozen bone hands are waiting for us with Kenny. They begin firing blasts of their own with Kenny shooting out zombie vomit himself.
'Oh come on! How many more new attacks does he have?!?' We all begin dodging as much as we can but everyone gets hit several times by the time the volley of blasts and vomit ends. Things aren't looking too good right now since we're all worn down from the constant battles over the last few hours.
During this onslaught, the zombie slashes through his own neck with a flame scythe and comes back seconds later, fully revitalized.
'So that's how he's keeping up grim fate and spending so much energy no problem. Reviving doesn't just get his health back to full, but his stamina too! That's way too damn overpowered!'
He's been killing himself throughout this battle whenever he has an opening to restock on health and stamina. I know Kenny's shown to be smarter as an undead then the other zombies but this level of strategy for a nazi zombie is just ridiculous.
"Destroy those hands! I'll distract Kenny!" My fracture is finally fixed enough to use the lesser Stick of Truth fart powers as I use a bone hand to launch myself above Kenny and send a dragon shout right on him which he blocks with his arms.
'It didn't work!? Fucking how? Shit, it has to hit his balls. Damnit, I'll have to stop time to get a clean shot but Kenny isn't giving me any more time to recover. If I leave the others to distract him, they'll be slaughtered in seconds!'
I continue to do my best against Kenny but even when I go entirely on the defensive, I still can't get any healing in before Kenny destroys the dire shroud and damage is building up again even faster then before. I finally get a clean hit in with a bone hand but my joy doesn't last long.
"SUMMONING!" Kenny shouts in a distorted German accent as the most awesome looking unicorn I've ever seen rises from a mountain of green flames. It has light black skin everywhere except the head which is a skeleton and has light green hooves and stripes on top. A cyan colored flame erupts from both the top of the unicorn down to its tail and its hooves as the front half of its horn on its forehead glows bright green.
The unicorn abomination neighs and charges forward with me barely dodging by using a bone hand to propel myself out of the way. It crashes into the top of Clyde's fortress, completely destroying it along with the tree that was holding that part up.
I look on in shock as Kenny uses this opportunity to throw some vials of goo at me which end up missing pretty badly. At least there's something he isn't good at besides staying alive when I fucking need him to. I turn back around and summon another ghastly grasp but Kenny crashes through the bone hands no problem and continues to pummel me.
I hear blasts, clashes, and screams around me but I have no time to help the others as Kenny isn't giving me any leeway. The undead unicorn then comes back for seconds with me getting knocked to the ground, completely exhausted.
In one last attempt to win, I do a partial backwards summersault while summoning bone hands to knock the unicorn away and launch the biggest nagasaki I can at Kenny. The fart covers the portion of the arena Kenny was at with no part of him being uncovered.
I sigh in relief... only to get impaled through the back by the sword of a now Nazi-Zombified Stan.