Maul: Worst night ever.
Obi-wan: Oh? You think I'm having fun on this date? Because I am not.
Maul: Then let's not talk.
Obi-wan: Fine!
Maul: Fine.
...
Obi-wan: You know-
Maul: Ughhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Obi-wan: *not bothered at all* There is no good reason why you and I shouldn't be able to sit here together and have a conversation.
Maul: I got a good one.
Obi-wan: Which is?
Maul: I've tried to kill you cause I don't kriffing like you!
Obi-wan: Really. You can't think of one thing you like about me?
Maul: *really thinking about it* I like when your sad.
Obi-wan: See? We can bond over- wait did you seriously just say that?
Maul: Yes. Yes I did.
Obi-wan: Hm. Try again. This time, reach deep down into that twisted, bitter heart and see if you can find anything nice to say about me.
Maul: *really really thinking about it* nope nothing comes to-
Obi-wan: MAUL
Maul: Alright alright. Jeez. Your singing isn't horrible.
Obi-wan: How the hell would you know tha- you know what nevermind. I'll take what I can get. Thanks so much.
Maul: Now let's hear you say something nice about me.
Obi-wan: Sure. I admire how your never afraid to say what you think.
Maul: That is so idiotic I think your last brain cell just puked in disgust.
Obi-wan: See! It's your turn again.
Maul: Don't you think we've damaged enough self esteem fir one forced hangout?
Obi-wan: Maul.
Maul: Fine. I suppose a few people would say that from q certain perspective, your *aggressively clears throat* pretty.
Obi-wan: *shocked that worked*
Maul: You could say I'm pretty!
~Plot twist~
Obi-wan: Ah hell nah bruh you so ugly that at a strip club people would pay you to keep your damn clothes on!
Maul: Damn. O-Okay let's just calm down-
Obi-wan: You so ugly that you make blind padawans cry!
Maul: Yeah okay whatever, can we stol now please-
Obi-wan: You so ugly that when you went to the bathroom, you scared the shit out of the toilet!
Maul: Seriously that's enough-
Obi-wan: You so ugly that when you enter haunyed houses, you walk out with job applications!
Maul: Yeah were done here.
Obi-wan: No were not! I'm just getting started!
Next chapter will be the most epic yo mama joke war you'll ever see in your life.