Hardcase: How about I replace the milk in my cereal with the last cup of caf instead. *reaches for caf cup but hand is smacked away*
Rex: *hisses* how about you don't.
Jesse: *runs up to Hardcase* Dude what are you doing!? Haven't you ever read the 501st officially handbook!?
Hardcase: we both know I don't read shit.
Jesse: well if you bothered to read it that taking Rex's caf cup gets you a death sentence!
Hardcase: Eh. Worse has happened. *screeches and takes Rex's caf cup right out of his hands*
3 minutes later
Hardcase being dramatic: before ei die promise me one *coughs* thing
Rex: alright get it over with.
Hardcase: tell Jesse he was- he was *coughs* right.