*err... drunk {Y/N} doing a mission for the order. idk how to explain it, but itll be fun! its just a fun lil oneshot thats like a lil in between episode if the harry potter frenchise was a tv show*
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"where are they?" moody grumbles, looking at his pocket watch. he sent remus to get you from your hiding place here, but its been a while already.
"im sure shes just getting ready or something, you know how she can be" sirius smirks, drinking his whiskey.
when the maraduars were graduating hogwarts, their last year, a new student came in for her first year. in her first week she already was known as a truble maker.
on your first week you got stuck on a chandelier, swinging on it and changing all the crystals on the chandelier to gummy candies. they connected you and were like your mantors this one year, hanging out with you and watching your shananigans.
the mauradors graduated after your first year in hogwarts, but they all heard about the things you did while in school. severus, in the order and a teacher in hogwarts, was telling them what kind of truble you recently got into, dumbeldore and moody who were always walking on egg shells to keep you in line, as much as they could, and always there to get you out of serious truble.
because no matter how much truble you caused, you were a great witch, and your heart was in the right place. dumbeldore saw that in you an was always there to help and protect you if needed. he knew that one day you will be something great and will return the favour.
after you graduated just a couple years ago, you went to romania to cause truble there as a dragon tamer.
and now, as the order needed someone to sneak into hogwarts and do a secret mission, they decided that youd be a great choice. or rather, sirius and remus encouraging that decision, moody on the fence because he had enough of your stupidity when he helped you get your permit to be a dragon tamer.
and now, in your mid 20, you were asked to help in the order.
"well, i can only hope they are on their way here" arthur smiles, leaning back and reading a paper.
true, late but true, after 20 minutes, finally remus returned through the door, announcing, "look who i brought!" everyone looks over to him and find beside him {Y/N}.
{H/C} hair, reletively short, wearing a skirt and a black turtle neck, a scar on the left side of your face and a wide big smile. and a flask in your hand.
"hey!" you call with a wide smile, opening your arms to the sides. "squeak!" you sirius laughs as he walks over to you, hugging you tightly. "its been a hot minute sirius!" you laugh up at him, almost loosing it.
"how are you doing?" he asks, "oh you know, sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes i dont. whos that?" you ask, walking over to molly and smiling at her, immediatly asking questions and leaning to examin her dress. molly looks back at remus with her brows smushed together in confusion.
"dont mind her, drunkeness is her best virtue" he says, shrugging his shoulders. "excuse me?" you ask, standing up straight and stomping over to him without bending your knees and your chin up, "what?" you ask when you lend at his feet.
"we dont have time for that!" severus grumbles, rolling his eyes. "oh alright, you dungen bat, what do you need me to do?" you ask, landing your butt on the seat beside moody.
"havent seen you in a while as well, howve you been?" you ask, looking up at moody and tracing your finger on his heavy coat.
"and are we sure shes going to be ok there?" arthur asks, raising his eyebrow. "definatly!" sirius smiles as he stands behind you, holding your shoulders.
"probably" remus adds as he sees you taking moodys flask and drinking whats inside, scrunching up your nose and throwing his flask behind your back, offering him your own and explaining what kind of alcohol you have in it.
"so, this is what needs to happen" sirius says, opening the mauradors map on the table and puts the salt shaker in the gryffindor common room, the paper shaker on the dungens, musturd bottle in the dark forest and your flask that was taken from you by force on the tallest tower.
"our mole, {Y/N}, will go into hogwarts and put a spell on all of those points and connect them to create a protective dome around hogwarts" he says, smiling.
"aha, yeah, sure, why me? severus works there" you say, rubbing your chin. "because the spells need to be conjurned by one, and the same witch. also, if we want them to be strong, we need to use dragon scales to make them stronger" he says, looking at your neck.
"whaaatt?? you want to use my necklace?" you ask, pouting, putting your hand on the DIY necklace made of dragon scales you collected yourself. "yes" he says, nodding, "youll just make another one" he says, looking back to the map.
"now we need to decide how youll get in" he says, rubbing his chin. "well, ill just walk in" you shrug your shoulders. "what?" they all ask. you sigh and take your flask from the map and point your nail to the entrence of hogwarts.
"ill just walk right in and make the protective spells, and leave. you know, the art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight" you shrug, taking a swig from your flask.
"ill put on a uniform, and walk right in, woop. then ill start with the dungeon, then go up to the gryffindor tower and then the roof, then the dark forest and then ill get back here, shoop. easy peasy" you smile as you explain.
silence.
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severus providing you with gryffindor robes, you being breefed on what to do and instructed not to screw up and not drink. sirius and remus were so excited to see what youd do.
"you remember, try not talking to anyone, and try being quick. yes?" sirius says to you through the ear piece in your ear. "i know" you roll your eyes as you go straight up to the main entrence.
noone there is looking at you, you look just like a normal student who walks fast, robes flying behind you.
"where do i start again?" you whisper. "you are the one that set the plan!" moody grumbles in your ear. "yeah well i dont remember doing it!" you grumble back.
"you start from the dungens and work your way up and out" sirius says. "got it" you say, and start dashing to the dungeons.
getting to the southest point in the dungens, you break off one dragon scale from your necklace and put it in the little potion that you made before you got there, set it inside the wall and started preforming the chanting for the spell to activate it. after about 10 minutes, you finished the first one.
from there, you started walking upstaris and to the gryffindor tower, smiling you yourself as you look around, loving the memories that you have from hogwarts.
as you stand on the moving stairs, you see a group of 3 kids, about 16 years old. "hey!" you yell, running over to them on the stairs, "wanna see something cool?" you smirk suggestivly, ignoring moody, sirius and remus yelling in your ear.
"yeah!" the kids said, and you smiled. "catch this" you say as you pull out your wand and conjure a little wooden plank. you climb up on the railing and standing on it, balancing perfectly, you slide on it down the railing, and as you get to the bottom you cast another spell and throw yourself over to a different stairscase and slide down that railing, until you had enough and shoot yourself back up to the students who were clapping their hands for you, a lot of other students who saw you cheering as well.
"hey!" and professor flitwich, who seemed to see you too, now starts to chase after you. "shit" you smile, running up the stairs and to the gryffindor tower, quickly opening it with the old password you remembered, sirius and remus laughing and moody scolding you through the ear piece.
you run inside and to the window, break off a scale and drop it in a potion and stick it in the wall in the little hole you made and started casting the spell, and after a few minutes, you finished.
turning from the wall, you find infront of you 3 kids who you knew very well. "{Y/N}?" ron weasley asks. ron knew you personaly, since you worked with his older brother charlie in romania.
"ron! hey! those are your friends?" you ask, walking over with a wide smile. "who are you?" the boy with the glasses asks as he watchs you shake rons hand. "shes... a dragon tamer, she works with charlie" ron says, confused to see you in gryffindor robes.
"and you are harry potter right? wow nice to meet you" you smile, shaking his hand as well, "and you?" you ask, standing infront of the girl. "im... hermione" she says. you grab her hand and shake it with a wide smile.
"you are so pretty! nice to meet you guys" you smile. "what are you doing here?" ron asks. "oh, just a little something for someone, dont worry about it" you laugh, walking to the window.
"wait! who sent you?" harry asks, following you to the window. "padfoot and moony. and mad eye" you smile, your ear piece is full of yelling to shut up.
"really?" he asks. "yeah. they are sending their love" you smile as you open the window, climbing up on it.
"where are you going?" ron calls. "flitwich is after me, so up" you laugh at your own joke, putting up your wand and calling your broom over to you, jumping on it, and continuing to the next spot, the top of the tallest tower.
jumping off your broom, you quickly do your little spell, trying to keep in place as the wind blows you away, your broom flying around the place. you enchanted it to fly around you, since you got bored one day.
just as you finish the spell, the door to the tower is opened, and as you turn back quickly you see flitwich, mcgongall, and with them severus and dumbeldore.
"aha!" flitwich yells, pointing his wand forward. you quickly jump up on the broom and fly up and around them, looking down at flitwich and mcgongall casting spells at you, but dumbeldore and snape are just staring, snape with a bored face and dumbeldore with a smile.
"thats for you albus!" you call, pointing your wand up and conjuring fireworks to pop off as you flew down and away from them, down to the dark forest.
getting to your point, you cast the final spell and bury the potion in the ground, and casting a final spell, you activate the protective dome.
hopping on your broom again, you fly back to hogwarts and to the yard, where there are some people, all looking around confused, dumbeldore with severus standing on the roof.
"so long hogwarts!" you call with a smile, sending off a final firework anf flying away.
"mission is over" you say to the ear piece.
sirius and remus are rolling on the ground from laughter, moody is ready to behead you.
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