Clone Wars Randomness

By Fulcrum_101

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Basically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularl... More

Where's Anakin?
Tell Me A Joke
Tell Me A Joke 2 || Anakin's Revenge
Tell Me A Joke 3 || Obi attack
Anakin in the kitchen
Danger To Society
Ahsoka gets 'the talk'
Obi-wan goes off
Holding it in
Toothbrush
If I don't see it, its not happening
OBI SURVIVE!!!
Memes
Order 66 happy ending
They're not gonna take it
Confidence is key
The 501st singing
1 Hug for Obi-wan
Maul being adorably evil
Did You Find Her?
611 (you'll get it if you read)
Plo Koon being a dad
Plo Koon being a dad || 2
Shoot.
Its a Fiveslight
I have an idea
Who is Anakin to you?
Change is inedible
Threatening support
Learning from example
Ahsoka's got to go
That's why I got two
Good Morning
Jesse's girl
IM GONNA DIE
A Medkix
Stupid Clones
Tricks... nah
The floor is lava
That was the medic!
So dramatic
The kriffing bike
Is this how Obi-wan felt?
World's most dangerous pedestrian
Praying for death
Thank you for asking
Are you asleep?
I give up
Milk is officially replaced
A medal it is
In conclusion... Anakin's a jerk
Just no
I declare you all losers
What does 'take out' mean
Make it 10 million!
Welcome to the Clone Wars
How do you lose an arm again?
My day has officially been made
Obi Dad-Jokes Kenobi
Types of headaches
Tell me a joke 4 || Knock knock
He just went to sleep
Direct Violation of my...
I trust Skywalker
pfft
Kix oh my god...
So did his neck
Difficult burdens
Run Fives, run-
Lost and found clone wars style
Behind you-
Memes 2 || what could have been
Memes 3 || clones being... well clones
Obi-wan's padawan?
Obi-wan's padawan
You already know your lines
Rexy dreams
And I was so proud of you
a PaDaWaN wOulD jUSt SlOw mE dOwN
Disappointment
I love my children so much
Watcha got?
RULES
I can't find Anakin
I'll decide in a minute
Thank god for time machines
This is golden-
What is wrong with you people
Not in the street!
Star wars: the mood wars
Star wars: the quote wars
Where do you live?
I'm about to be-
Star wars: the quote wars || 2
Cutting expenses
New job
Star wars: the quote wars || 3
I got a poem for you
The end
Appreciate Ahsoka
Can somebody please tell me
I might have lung cancer
Cursed ships
So cute-
Baby names
Shitting shoes for a month
A very long time
Fuck!ng love you
SOUP
Strong or weak?
Gotcha
Your welcome
Taxi murderer
This far
GET THE FUCK OUT
Just like us
But he is
Prank calls gone wrong
The same
You literally can't
That's what it was
Your life
He has passed away
Questions with Fives
Ya little shit
A mid-life crisis
Two favorite people
I didn't think
She doesn't
Ew what is that
I'm taking you to therapy
Her husband
What's an alcoholic
Where's my money
I'm taking you to therapy || part 2
In front of kids
Hilarious
PLAN A
My finger slipped
I'm taking you to therapy || part 3
Merry Christmas everyone
I was over on the bench
I'm taking you to therapy || part 4
Your mind didn't go there
Oh shi-
Flat surface
Minor arson
The thingykabob
Plan A
Dramatic dad gasp
Lol shoot them I guess
Damn it
Roasted bitch
Were really dead
That's definitely a lie
Were having a good day
Nicknames || part 1
We were conceived at-
OUT
Sorry for her
Siblings be like:
YOU TWO SIT DOWN
I don't
Tried Plan A yet
Not impressed
No managers here
I'm taking you to therapy || part 5
For you
Your straight
I'm in your closet
You want the job or not
I call dibs
You little shit
I'm taking you to therapy || part 6
I know more than you
I'M A WOMAN
Shout-outs and a funny vine
Telephone
Looking at two, I am
I just made it one
No one cares sir
You win
DrAmA
Just getting started
Yo mama war
I'll go get my coat
That's how I feel
Into detail
I could settle for either really
In charge of the mission now
SEE
This time
Our bad
I'm still unclear
Why Are You Laughing At Me
Only for internet bestie 😏
May the force be with you

12 days of the clone war

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By Fulcrum_101

Hi everyone, so just to clarify I am Snips_101 but I am logged into Google account as Fulcrum_101 on my phone but when I write thrilling, series stories they will probably be on my snips_101 account but when I'm writing something cute or funny it'll most likely be on here. I hope you enjoy the full cast of star wars the clone wars version of 12 days of Christmas. Also the dead have miraculously come back alive(Btw this was inspired by the book "clone wars randomness" feel free to look it up. I had to.) Whenever you see these stars it means someone is doing something. When you see the italic it means someone is singing. And whenever you see the regular print like this someone is either talking or yelling. Okay on with the book!


Obi-Wan: Alright everyone into positions! Now were doing this for our lovely viewers, ready? Good. And a one and a two and a one two three four! On the 1st day of the clone war my General gave to me...

Anakin: a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Ahsoka: Hey!

Obi-wan: On the 3rd day of the clone war my general gave to me...

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in *pause when he realizes what he says*

Everyone: Wait, WHAT!?

Chancellor Palpatine: It uh... was just apart of the song? I couldn't think if anything else.

Everyone: *shrugs*

Anakin: Well that checks out. Moving on! And a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Ahsoka: seriously guys can we stop that?

Obi-Wan: Nope. On ths 3rd day of the clone wars my general gave to me

Padme, Satine and Lux: three ships a'sailin

*Anakin, Obi-wan and Ahsoka be glaring at them though*

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Ahsoka: Ugh!

Obi-wan: On the fourth day of the clone war my general gave to me

Rex: four deformed clones

Crosshair: actually we prefer the term, defective.

*everyone just stares*

Padme, Satine and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Ahsoka: you people are impossible

Obi-wan: on the 5th day of the clone war my general gave to me

The 501st: fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four defective clones

Padme, Satine and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Ahsoka: Bruh.

Obi-wan: on the 6th day of the clone war my General gave to me

Maul: six brand new enemies

Obi-Wan: Ah! What the heck is he doing here!?!

Maul: you invited me

Obi-wan: oh right... carry on.

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four defective clones

Padme, Satine, Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train

Obi-wan: on the 7th day of the clone war my general gave to me

Ahsoka: seven jedi master betraying me

Anakin: Hey!

Ahsoka: Dont worry Anakin, your not a jedi master

Anakin: Aw thanks snips- wait HEY!!!

Maul: Six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train

Obi-wan: on the 8th day of the clone war my general gave to me

Yoda: eight hundred years old and counting

Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me

Maul: six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train

Obi-wan: on the 9th day of the clone war my General gave to me

General Grevious: nine new lightsabers

Yoda: eight hundred years and counting

Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me

Maul: Six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train

Obi-Wan: on the 10th day of the clone war my general gave to me

Ventress: ten new bounty jobs

Mother Talzin: WTF I TURN AROUND FOR 2 SECONDS AND YOU BECOME A KRIFFING BOUNTY HUNTER SCUM! WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

General Grevious: shut up Ventress. Shut up Talzin. nine new lightsabers

Yoda: eight hundred years old and counting

Ahsoka: seven jedi masters betraying me

Maul: Six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train

Obi-wan: on the 11th day of the clone war my General gave to me

Mace Window: eleven... thousand jedi dying horifically  *glares at clones, mostly Rex*

Fives: it's your fault for being so stupid. Honestly this is what I was trying to warn you all about. But you were so arrogant, blind, deaf and stubborn to believe your own trooper!"

Everyone: 🙃

Obi-wan: yes Fives we get it. Were stupid. Moving on!

General Grevious: nine new lightsabers

Yoda: eight hundred years and counting

Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me

Maul: Six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train

Obi-wan: on the 12th day of the clone war my General gave to me

Bo-Katan: twelve mando's dying

Mace Window: 11 thousand jedi dying horrifically

Ventress: 10 new bounty jobs

General Grevious: nine new lightsabers

Yoda: eight hundred years and counting

Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me

Maul: Six brand new enemies

The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team

Rex: four deformed clones

Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin

Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in

Obi-wan: EVERYBODY NOW!!!

Everyone: And a bratty padawan to train



Oki that's the end. I hope you enjoyed it. This is the official first chapter of my nonsense. It's not really a one shot book per se, just random stuff that weird ole me is coming up with at 3 A.M. This includes memes, skits, other things, but also what I think the clones do in their spare time. I hope you keep reading but if you don't that's fine too. But for now I bid you farewell. Goodbye for now noble reader and may the force be with you.

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