Another day at Nizi household.
Maya: Roll Call! Roll Call!
Mako: Geez.. this early? *then wakes up Ayaka* girl, wake up!
Ayaka *dreaming* I don't like the food today. It taste like Tofu burg--
Mako: Ayaka! *slaps her with pillow*
Ayaka: What?
Mako: Maya is calling us!
Maya who is at the lobby with a lapel: IF NONE OF YOU MA---
All of them quickly went to the lobby where Maya was screaming.
Maya: Roll Call! Mako!
Mako: I'm here!
Maya: Rio!
Nina: Gone to buy some--
Rio: I am here! *panting while carrying the whole dozen of eggs on her shirt*
Everyone stares at her.
Rio: Don't look at me like that! *to Maya* Did i make it?
Maya: Yeah?
Rio: Good! I'm off to fridge for now to keep my egglings! *imitates Nina* I'll be back.
Nina: Seriously why is Nina-unnie like that? Is she really our Unnie?
Maya breathes deeply.
Maya: Unnies, Middles or Maknaes, troublemakers as heck. Okay back to work. Riku!
Riku: Here!
Maya: Ayaka!
Ayaka: Present!
Maya: Mayuka!
Mayuka: Hello!
Maya: Mayuka isn't here? Oka--
Mayuka: Here! Here! I'm here unnie!
Maya: Rima!
Rima: Here!
Maya: Miihi!
Miihi: Butterflies are cute, but Nina is prettier.
Nina just responsed with a beautiful sparkling eyes.
Maya *clear coughs to steal their attention*
Miihi: Maya-unnie! What's for breakfast?
Maya *facepalmed*
Nina: Dude, just say you're here!
Miihi: But she can see me
Nina *facepalmed as well*
Maya *stares at Miihi*
Miihi*sheepishly smiled* H-here.
Maya: And Nina?
Nina: Here!
Mako: Wait a second, what's all the fuss?
Maya: Today is August 26.
Ayaka: What's with that date?
Nina: Two days before Liam Payne of 1D's birthday.
Mayuka: You're a directioner?
Nina: No, Iona is.
Miihi: What's one direction?
Riku: Do you know "Steal My Girl"?
Nina: Uhmm no one is stealing Mayuka to you unnie.
Riku: Sweet fries *facepalmed*
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