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Author's cut

Chayeon: Geez author~nim, i thought you're taking a break first?
"Well writing has been my living vessel you know."
Wonyoung: Geez author~nim, i thought you are absolute about everything you are saying.
"Shut up kid."
Sakura: Hello wise and mighty author--
"Stop bluffing me sakura and just sit."
Sakura*ze reads the script that i was holding* I wasnt in the story. You really are no fun Author~nim, I thought i was your personal favorite.
Yena*ehem*
Nako*ehem*
Chaewon*ehem*
Chayeon: And you're always forgetting me!
Eunbi suddenly arrives.
Eunbi: Oh hey mighty author~nim! What gives?
"My hiatus was cancelled. You're all going to live a hellish life."
Chayeon: Oh, i was in the story! Sakura look! We're in the story! and we're the main protagonist!
Sakura: I always knew i am your favorite author~nim!
Yujin: I am in two stories.. Cool!
Nako: Author~chi, i thought i was your bias and favorite!? Why am i going to die in these stories?
Sakura: Nako! you're spoiling the readers!
Hitomi: I'm going to die too.
Sakura and Me *just facepalmed*
Minju: I'm fab.
Hyewon: I cant understand what it was saying but atleast i played my first protagonist role. Thank you Beautiful and Mighty Author~nim!
Eunbi: I only play the supporting character, and a villain.
Wonny: Look sakura, you're a villain here too!
Sakura: Ooh, another story! Thank you mighty and beautiful author~nim!
"Geez, kindly review those stories and don't make a mess.. Okay? Geez what a set of troublemakers"