iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

A day with Iz*One

"Hi i'm Eunbi"
"I'm Sakura"
"Hyewon here"
"Yena here at your service!" *salutes*
"Chaeyeon here!"
"Chaewon here, the fairyqueen!"
"I am Minju"
"I'm Nako"
"Hitomi here, domo!"
"My name is Yuri"
"I am Yujin"
"And i'm Wonyoung"
"And we're..."
Eunbi: Wait a second *ahem* i forgot to announce that Author-nim will be joining us.
OT11: EHH!
Hitomi: Isn't she too old to be with us?
"Eunbi is 3 years old than--"
Eunbi: I'm a 95 liner, remember?
"You're still older"
Nako: But you look older.
"Shut up!"
Chaewon: How can you look so old? I swear my 26 years old sister looks five years younger than you.
"Whatever" *waves her hair*
Minju: Her visuals tho. Its already expired.
"You'll age too pretty girl"
Minju:. But not that old.
"*grins* Who are you calling "old"?"
Minju: Literally no one, nothing at all.
*leans my forhead to her then grinned to each other*
*slaps*
Minju and Me: That hurts unnie!
Yuri: Author-nim, lets have a duet!
Chaeyeon: Let's have a dance break!
Sakura: Uhmm.. let's play SWITCH
"Good idea--"
Eunbi *pinches my ears* Author-nim will only be joining us here in indoors. So tell us your real name first, author-nim
"Still a secret"
Yena: Then why the heck did you agree to join us if you don't have any plans on telling your name?
"I cant remember agreeing to that"
Wonyoung: But eunbi-unnie says that you'll be staying with us.
"Do i really have to?"
Hitomi: No but if you asked Eunbi-unnie, probably.
"I dont remember talking to you, Cutie pie!"
Hitomi: I am not the old Hitomi anymore author-nim. I don't do cutesy anymorr. Sorry
"But your pms are full of cutesy.. soo"
Yena: That's illegal author-nim!
"But i am paying for it every month"
Hyewon: Author-nim's name is --
*covers Hyewon'a mouth then looks at them who's currently glaring at me*
Sakura: Cool! Author-nim can speak japanese too! That's my author-nim for you!
"What?"
Nako: Nemu..
"Finding"
Nako *facepalmed*
"Okay. Watashi namaewa osor-nimu desu *bows* Yoroshiku"
Eunbi *hits me*
"Ouch!"
Eunbi: Give me your name you brat!
"*sighs* Okay, come here you losers"
Then tells them my name.
Nako: That's your name?
Wonyoung: Its like a name of every Hollywood stars! Its shining!
Yujin: That's too much of english words! how can you still write it on paper?
Minju: That was a very unusual name if you asked me.
Chaewon: That was a funny name for me *giggling*
Hyewon: I thought you are a Kim too because of your resemblance with Chaewon.
"Hey!"
Chaewon: I don't look like an old lady! Geez!
*hits Chaewon*
Chaewon: What did you do that for?
"I'm not an old lady, Eunbi is!"
Eunbi *ze glares* Did someone calls me.. OLD!?
"Chaewon, why did you call her "OLD"!?"
Chaewon: Dude what the he--
*spanks both of them*
"That hurts Eunbi-nim!"
Eunbi *faced the camera and breathes* As you can see, our very own author-nim will be joining us today in this chapter.
Hitomi: Isn't she always with us like.. everyday and it is so tiring to see her with us.
Eunbi: But this time as a temporary Iz*One member.
Minju: She? An iz*One? *laugh* don't make me laugh.
"Your visuals are making me laugh"
Minju: Is that a noise coming from a hopeless Jinjoo shipper and an old lady?
"Okay so Author-nim, you'll be Sinclair"
Chaewon: That's an Odd name to be honest.
"You're the one who's odd here"
Sakura: That's a very cool name if you asked me 'thor-nimz!
Eunbi: Okay Sinclair, introduce yourself.
Wonyoung *sets the camera* Unnie! Look here!
*ze fix my hair / okay*
*clear coughs*
"Hello everyone! I am Sinclair, temporary staying here in Iz*One, 22 years of age, December 28, 1997, 160 cm tall, Loves to eat and Oreos, uhmm Wiz*Once, thank you *bows*
Sakura: Sinclair! Let's be roommates!
"Sure!"
Hitomi: No i dont like unnie!
Sakura: Only for this day *winks* pls?
Chaewon *whispers* What on earth is Eunbi-unnie was thinking?
Nako *shrugs shoulders* Who knows?
"So what do we have here? Why did you suddenly invited me to be here Eunbi-unnie?"
Eunbi: I just want to know how much of a brat Sinclair is.
Sakura: 'thor-nimz, lets play Mario kar--
Eunbi: No no and no *pinches our ears*
"Why not?"
Eunbi: Okay let us garner ourselves here in one corner and say some thoughts to each other.
"Activities like this can only be done by Iz*One OT12. No sinc--"
Eunbi: Come on, didn't you once dream to be on a girlgroup?
"Before but not anymore"
Eunbi: Well just sit. I'll start, i want to say Wonyoung, you're so adorable, Yujin, you have to refrain yourself from messing up with your unnies, especially with Hii-chan, okay?
Yujin: Eh? *hugs Hitomi* But hii-chan is my unnie here.
Minju: Arent we your unnies too?
"Hehe Jinjoo--"
Yujin: Cut that out Sinclair-unnie!
Minju: There's no such thing as Jinjoo or any other ships!
"Including 2kimz?"
Minju: Including 2kimz!
"And annyeongz?"
Wonyoung: Yes, and annyeongz.
Chaewon *grabs Hitomi from Yujin* Ssambang please? We're realer than Sinclair's delusions.
Hyewon: But the resemblance between Author-nim and Chaewon are the real-
Me and Chaewon: SHUT UP!
Eunbi *hits us all*
Hyewon: Why did you hit me too Eunbi?
Sakura: I am sinclair's favorite now! *laughs in sinister*
Minju: Says who?
Nako: Are you dreaming?
Yena: Funny that i forgot to laugh
Hitomi: So if Sin-unnie is an actual member, and she's kind of close to Kkura unnie, does that means they're SinkKura?
Chaewon: like SINKkura *laughs*
*Hits all of us except Nako*
"Ouch, that hurts Eunbi-unnie!"
Yena: Now you know how does it feels to be hitten except Nako *rubbing her head*
Eunbi: Can i continue now? *raised an eyebrows*
"Go on" *while rubbing my head*
Eunbi: Where was i, ah okay, Yuri, you're always a good girl and a mature one. Thank you for always helping me out and understanding me.
Yuri: You're always welcome Eunbi-unnie *smiles*
Eunbi: Hii-chan *pats her head* I am really getting jealous about how you show your affection to your Momo-unnie. You're listening to her more than you listen to us.
Hitomi *looks down* Sorry unnie..
Eunbi *lifts her cheeks and looks closer* But i understand that there are some things that only the both of you can understand, there are some things that only she can teach you. I am very thankful to her because she taught you a lot of things that helps your improvement.
Everyone were just watching them interacts.
Eunbi: I know that she already told you this but i still want you to know that all of us here loves you.
Hitomi is stopping her tears from falling.
*knock knock*
"Momo, that's very impolite of you. you shouldn't be knocking out loud. They're still having their forums."
"Shut up sana, I heard them call my name! I am famous!"
"Geez when will you understand Momo?"
All of them laughs.
Eunbi: It's open!
They opened the door, it was Sana, Mina and Momo.
Chaeyeon: Well, what do we have here? An unexpected guests!
Sana: Nice seeing you again Chaeyeon! *to Nako* Hey little fella *pinches her cheeks*
Mina: How are you guys? Sakura?
Sakura *smiled widely* Mina-unnie! *cheerfully approaches her*
Momo: Yo Hii-chum, its been awhile!
Hitomi just looks at them. All of then just nodded then Hitomi approaches her.
Hitomi: Momo-unnie! *then they made a their own kind of fist bump/high five*
Chaewon: They even have their own kind of greeting. *sulks* Hmp!
Nako: Its a japanese traditional approach.
Yujin: And you didn't taught us?
Nako: There's no such thing. It was their own kind of Handshake.
"You twice bitches again. I have seen those filthy faces again for so many times"
Mina: And we are not grateful to see you too, Autho--
Sakura: She's Sinclair unnie.
"Heard her Texas girl? My name is Sinclair, sharon."
Mina: Whatever, californian wench.
Eunbi: So what brings you here guys?
Mina: We came here to check you guys out. We saw all of those photos from Social media. You guys look neat and awesome!
Momo: Hii, did you watch our perfomance last night? Do i look cool? What do you think about my Dance break?
Hitomi: It was awesome unnie!
Momo *brushes her hair* I knew you're going to like it! *then pinches her* Aren't you the coolest thing?
Nako: Seems that they missed each other.
Wonyoung: They sure does.
Yena: Momo-unnie is so cool! I wish i am that cool too.
Yuri *holds her face* Don't worry, you're already cool.
Yena just smiled.
Eunbi: So where was i, Nako?
Nako suddenly blushed.
"Let's just continue that later uhmm. And if you're going to do that, you have to let the Members speak first before the leader"
Chaewon: Ahh! I almost forgot! Me and Hii-chan worked on something last night! Want to hear it?
Momo: Hii-chum? You worked on something? Is it cool? *Then Momo pinches Hitomi* That's my girl!
Hitomi just sheepishly laughed.
Eunbi and the others were just staring at Hitomi and Momo cuddling and laughing.
Eunbi: You know what? I kind of think the reason why Hitomi feels comfortable with Momo is because Momo feels proud on Hitomi on every thing she do, big or small -- like a proud mother.
Chaeyeon: So you're finally admitting your defeat now? You lose to Momo?
Eunbi *changes her facial demeanor* No! I'll still prove Hii that i am the best!
Sana just put her head on Nako's shoulders.
Mina: Well they're two of alike you know.
Momo*pats Hii-chan's back* Now go on and Kill the stage with you!
Hitomi follows Chaewon on stage.
Chaewon looks at Hitomi.
Hitomi: Something wrong?
Chaewon: Nothing. You look elegantly beautiful.. and you're being confident now.
Hitomi just smiled.
Hyewon: Hii! Show them the result of our hardwork, team work and practice!
Momo: You teach her too?
Hyewon: No, she teaches me.
Momo *smiled widely with pride* I always knew i could count on that girl.
Hyewon: It was all thanks to you, you taught her well.
Momo: Nah, hii's got natural talent. I just helped her to let it out.