iz*One, ITZY, TWICE and NIZIU cracks and oneshots

Meangirls ft Iz*One

"You girls, what are you doing?"
Hii-chan: Author~nim?
Minju:. Oy, it's author~nim!
Wonyoung: Author~nim!?
All of them rushed in the lobby.
"Ohayo."
Chaewon: Our pretty author~nim!
The 12 of them: joh-eun achim author~nim *ze bows*
Eunbi: It was a surprise to see you here, Author~nim. What gives?
"Well girls, i just created another story and the seven of you will play a random character. This is one of the most iconic story since i based it on One of the most iconic teen movies of all time!
Minju: Harry Potter?
"No and Harry Potter isnt a teen movie"
Minju: But its iconic, and you're a huge fan of it.
"Minju, could you please let me finish what i am going to say before i swoop you outta here."
Minju *just whistled*
"Ahem, okay so the story that i just wrote is "Mean Girls featuring Iz*One"
Sakura: I know, Nako-chan will get another good role since she was the author's favorite.
"Shut up you cherry blossomed wench. *ahem* Okay. Step forward as i call your name and role.
Sakura Miyawaki, you'll play the role of Karen Smith."
Sakura: Wow!!! That's a pretty neat name! i always knew you have a soft spot on me author~nim! by the way who is karen smith and from which movie is she again?
*ze all of us* Facepalmed.
"*sighs* Here's your script"
*ze handed her a script of her lines*
"Kang Hyewon will be Gretchen Wieners"
Hyewon *being naturally hyewon, stuttering and frustrating* a-are you sure.. i mean.. i havent been.. on a.. movie before you .. know.. ahehehe
*ze handed the script on her shaking hands*
Hyewon:. *gulp* i'll try my best..
"And Mother-hen or Leader~nim will be Regina Smith aka Queen Bee"
Eunbi: A queen!? Me!? Omg *ze tsunami walks* Give me my script. *but she tripped off*
Owww -_<')\
Yena: *ze whispers* Wow, i didn't know that Eunbi-nee can be quite klutzy sometimes
Yuri: Beats me.. *ze shrugged shoulders*
"Nako  will be Cady Herron"
Sakura: "If you're from Iz*Onederland then why are you straight?" *ze faced Nako* Girl if you're from Iz*Onederland then why are you straight!? its illegal to be straight!
Hyewon *ze reads the script*/*ze gulped* K-karen, you just cant ask people whether they're straight.. duh *in monotone*
Eunbi*ze reads the script* boo you wh--
"SILENCE!!! I'm not done yet!!"
Minju: that was a quite a short time for hyewon!
Wonyoung: Yeah! Let her debut in acting first!
"SHUT UP y'all!!!!"
All of them *ze covers their mouth*
"*Ahem* Yena Choi, you'll be Damian *ze gave Yena her script*
Yena: I'll be potraying a boy character?
"No, a gay, Like you."
Yena *ze reads her script* I'm DamYena, and i'm too gay to function *ze released her gay beam*
"You snapped-th, gurl. Chaewon you'll be Janis *ze handed her a script* and for the last... Ahn Yujin will be Aaron Samuels"
Yujin:. Ewww! a boy!! no! I don't want!! By the way who's Aaron Samuels?
"Uhmm Cady Herron's love interest?"
Chaewon: No fair! That would be Me and Hii-chan! Hii-chan should be Cady, you're being biased Author~nim."
Hii-chan: I don't mind at all. Gambatte Nako~chi!
Nako*still shaking while reading the script* K-kiss? with Aaron Samuels?
Yujin *changed demeanor* A kiss? with Cady Herron i mean, Nako. You can count on me Old hag! Give me that script! *ze grabs the script from me*
"Questions?"
All of them: None!
"Violent Reactions?"
Chaewon: Hachoooo! *sniffs*
"Disgusting*
"Complaints?"
Hyewon: Uhmm, author nim? I-i can't do this >_<!!) *ze returned the script to me*
"Minju, you're in"
Minju: Ohmyganiis! i'm going to be an actress! *ze grabs the script from me*
Chaewon: You go gurl! *ze pats
Hii-chan: Go get em Minju-garu!
Yena: *ze reads the script* The reason why her hair is big because its full of secrets!
Minju*ze reads the script and ze make Gretchen Wiener's iconic face* So not fetch.
Eunbi: Can i sit with you guys?
Minju: You can't sit with us!
Sakura: Why can't she sit with us? isnt she one of us?
"ATTENTION!"
The girls just keeps on reading the script and shading each other.
Eunbi: Aaron Samuel's hair is hot when its pulled back. *ze grabs yujin and was about to kiss her*
Hii-chan: Well, this is the second time.
Wonyoung: That was quick for a climax. Hey author~nim, do something!
"They won't listen."
Yujin pushed eunbi then rans into Nako who's still flipping the script
Nako:Uhmm.
Sakura: On wednesdays we wear pink..
Chaewon *went to Nako and pushed her* You started a party?! and you didn't even invite us?
Nako *frustrating* U-uhhh.. b-but i just ..
Chaewon: No cady, you're already are a meangirl!
Nako:. It wasnt my fault if Regina rejected you!
Sakura: Wait.. what? Eunbi rejected chaewon?
*All of them just facepalmed*
Chaewon*as janis // in disbelief* Let's go damian!
*Her and Yena quickly walks out*
Yena: I want my pink shirt back!!!!
Minju: My dad invented the toaster struddles thats why i'm rich..
Sakura: I can predict the weather, don't believe me? Ask my breast!
Eunbi: is butter a carb?
Yuri: It seems like they're just reading the script without understanding it. And even nako joins their chaos. Author~nim!!
"Ahh, they're already a grown up adults. Not gonna stop them."
Hii-chan: Geez, i was expecting you to be more reliable. Guess we can't always count on you.
I went in the scene to slap them one by one.. except nako..
Hii-chan: Why did you slapped me too? What did i do? *crying*
Wonyoung: Why didn't you slapped Nako?
Sakura: That hurts!
Eunbi: Author~nim's gentle hands landed on my face, ahh heaven.
Yena: Heh author~nim, what did you do that for!?
Chaewon: I thought i was your favorite too? *crying*
"Nako, are you okay?"
Sakura: Author we used to be better than this. How come?
Nako: They're scary author~nim !! uwuuu
Hyewon: Nako seems to be a good actress.
Hii-chan: Well she used to be one.
Yuri: isnt she still an actress?
Sakura: Nako! That aint fair! just because Author~nim has a soft spot for you that doesnt you can just cry like that!?
*slapped Sakura again and Hii-chan*
Hii-chan: Why me? *ze cries*
"Wait a second am i forgetting something?"
Chayeon: You're always forgetting me author~nim.
Wonyoung: And me.. i'm sulking right now.
*All of them glares at me*
"I'll re do the script again!"
Chaewon:. Let us come with you! We want to practice!
Chayeon *ze saw another script* People keep on calling me fat and was making fun of me because i am wearing my grandma's bra. Is it my fault to have such big breast!?
Sakura. Wow chae-chan, that was quite confession.
I just shrugged my shoulders.
These guys are drag. Make sure you tune in for the next story!!
All of them (with me): Bye!!