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Nina *arrives at the house* I HATE THIS DAY ONEE! *lashes out while stumping her feet* I HATE THIS DAY!
Mako: What's wrong anata?
Nina: I was walking to buy a new Teddy when a sign says walk straight, what does that even mean?! Does that mean i can't go gay while walking!?
Mako *face palmed* Oh bother..
Miihi: The sign says that? Boy that sign sure is Homophobic.
Nina: You said it sister!
Mako *sighs* I didn't waste my 2 years in JYP for this
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Eunbi: Is it normal for dogs to skip a bath for weeks?
Mako: Is it normal for dog to eat chocolates?
Both of them looks at Yujin and Nina.
Nina: How many times do you skip a bath?
Yujin: How many times do you eat chocolate per day?
Eunbi and Mako *facepalmed*
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Eunbi: I am the oldest so i am the best..
Jihyo: Says who? I didnt invest 10 years on JYP just to be outshowned you know
Lia: I am not a leader tho so why am i here with two adults arguing about who's the best leader?
Eunbi: Because i am..
Jihyo: People knows that is...
Mako: Whatever! We all have a troublesome unnies who always outsmart us!
Four of them *glares at Sakura, Nayeon, Rio and Yeji who's playing*
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Yujin: Okay, are you a canadian? Cos Eifel for you..
Nina *dumbfounded*
Yujin: You're gushing
Nina: Eifel tower was on France the last time i checked it.. and I am Japanese and American.
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Miihi: Do you know that the only cure for COVID-19 is my beauty?
Nina *looks at her*
Nina: No wonder why everyone's still sick.
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Nina: Rima-onee, Rima-onee! What do you call a malfunctioned can opener?
Rima: Hmm?
Nina: Can't opener! *laughs* Am i great!? Am i funny?
Rima:
Nina:
Rima:
Nina *cries* MAKO-ONEE!! RIM--
Rima covers her mouth and pretends to laugh.
Rima: Oh my gosh rima *laughing in force* THAT WAS SO FUNNY! SORRY IF I DIDNT GET THE JOKE HAHAHAHAH *simply pinching Nina* There, happy?
Nina: No, but you have a funny face! *laughs* Rima-onee has a funny face! *jumps* Rima-onee has a funny face!
Rima *cries* Maya-onee!!
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Rio: I didn't abandon EXPG just to have my eggs broken by Riku!
Riku: I didnt gain this blackbelt just to be outsmarted by Rio-onee!
Ayaka: Geez, i didn't undergo those half months of rigorous training just to witness you fighting over a broken egg and let you brats disturb my beauty rest.
Mayuka: I didn't gain my self confidence to see onees fighting over an insignificant matter.
Miihi: I can't believe i left the church for this! I should be seeing Tzuyu-san instead of Onees fighting each other *whines*
Nina: I didn't let JYP-san criticize my dancing for this *crying* Okaa-san, Onee-chan, Otou-san.. i wanna go home!
Mako and Maya watching from afar..

Mako *breathes out* I didn't train 2 years in JYP  and gave up my ITZY position for this.
Maya *sighs* Same here. I didnt left YG for this
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Mako: May close your eyes.
Maya: Okay unnie! *closed her eyes*
Mako: So what can you see?
Maya: Nothing, its dark..
Mako: That's how my world turns when you replace me over Ayaka and have a date with her yesterday.
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Maknae lines be like:
Iz*One
A Visual - Minju
Vocal Twins - Yuri and Nako
Dancing duo - Hii-chan and Yujin
A born to be center Maknae - Wonyoung

ITZY
Dancing Machine of the decade  - Chaeryeong
The Killer Visual Maknae - Yuna

TWICE
Christian Rapper duo - DubChaengz
Worldwide Visual - Tzuyu

Meanwhile ..
NiziU
Rima: Mayuka-unnie likes me but i like Maya. Can i have them both?

Miihi: My toothbrush! Unnie! My toothbrush is haunted! Unnie!

Nina *just follows where her unnies will go*
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Unhelpful Guides for NIZIU
Niziu (nijjouu)
- a 9 piece Korean based japanese group
- From the survival show "NIZI Project"
- 9 vocalist
- 9 dancers
- 9 visuals
- 9 rappers

Nina *just follows where her unnies will go* --- Unhelpful Guides for NIZIU Niziu (nijjouu) - a 9 piece Korean based japanese group - From the survival show "NIZI Project" - 9 vocalist - 9 dancers - 9 visuals - 9 rappers

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