HELPLESS...OH WAIT HE'S GAY

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Song:Helpless-by Lin Manual Miranda 
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Deku's pov

Uraraka walks into the room and towards me while singing.

[URARAKA]
Ohh, I do I do I do I
Hey hey hey hey
Dooo! Hey!
Hey hey hey hey
Ohh, I do I do I do I
Hey hey hey hey
Dooo! Boy you got me
Hey hey hey hey

[URARAKA AND WOMEN]
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit I'm helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em

[URARAKA]
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room
Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume

[URARAKA AND WOMEN]
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine

The singing girl walks over to todoroki and whispers in his ear.

[URARAKA & (ALL WOMEN)]
Grab my sister, and whisper, "Yo, this one's mine." (Ooh)
My sister made her way across the room to you (Ooh)
And I got nervous, thinking "What's she gonna do?" (Ooh)
She grabbed you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "I'm through" (Ooh)
Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm
Helpless!
Oh, look at those eyes
Look into your eyes
And the sky's the limit
Oh!
I'm helpless
Yeah, I'm helpless, I know
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
I'm helpless
I'm so into you
Look into your eyes
I am so into you
And the sky's the limit, I'm helpless
I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em

[Uraraka]
I'm writin' a letter nightly
Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me
Laughin' at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem

[TODOROKI]
I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him

"OH HELL NO!" I yell

[URARAKA & (ALL WOMEN)]
Ha!
Two weeks later in the living room stressin' (stressin')
My father's stone-faced while you're asking for his blessin' (blessin')
I'm dying inside, as you wine and dine
And I'm tryin' not to cry 'cause there's nothing that your mind can't do (Ooh)
My father makes his way across the room to you (Ooh)
I panic for a second, thinking "we're through"(Ooh)
But then he shakes your hand and says "Be true" (Ooh)
And you turn back to me, smiling, and I'm
Helpless! (Helpless!)
Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless
Helpless
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em (hoo!)
I'm helpless!
That boy is mine, that boy is mine
Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless
Helpless, helpless
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em

[DEKU]
Uraraka, I don't have a dollar to my name
An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame
All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain
A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain
Insane, your family brings out a different side of me
Asui confides in me, Todoroki tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a little place in Harlem and we'll figure it out
I've been livin' without a family since I was a child
My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild
But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real
And long as I'm alive, uraraka, swear to God
You'll never feel so...

[ALL WOMEN, URARAKA, & DEKU]
Helpless!
I do, I do, I do, I do!
Uraraka
Helpless!
I do, I do, I do, I do!
I've never felt so—
Helpless!
Hey, yeah, yeah!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
I'm down for the count, I'm—
Helpless!
My life is gon' be fine 'cause Uraraka's in it
Helpless!
I look into your eyes and the sky's the limit,I'm-
Helpless!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
...drownin' in 'em

My face is very close to her's. I try to back away from her but I can move anything.

[ALL WOMEN]
At UA, you can be a new man...
At UA, you can be a new man...
At UA, you can be a new man...

[URARAKA]
Helpless

I pull her in for a kiss but am able to push away last minute.

"Sorry but I'm gay" I say right before I fall to the ground and pass out.

Shoto's pov

"Sorry but I'm gay" he says as he falls to the floor. Since Denki is the closest he catches my falling boyfriend. I jump out of my chair and sprint over.

"Problem children take him to the infirmary" everyone in class who wasn't already standing stands up.

"I need a vacation, Angry problem, controller of the angry problem, and the problem child's boyfriend take him to the infirmary" I pick Izuku up, Bakugou and Kiri help me get the unconscious boy out of the classroom.

"Todoroki, I am so so so sorry" uraraka tells me.

"It's fine uraraka, I understand, none of this is in our control" I respond. She nods and walks back into the classroom.

"Are you doing good bro?" Kiri askes a very quiet bakugou as we walk through the halls of UA he freezes.

"This whole thing is bull shit, we have no control over anything, I'm fucking exhausted, and I might kill the damn nerd so yeah I'm good."

"Ok you two look like you need a minute, I'm going to bring Izu to recovery girl" I continued to walk down the hallway.

"I AM HERE" fuck it's the father be ready for some choice words Shoto

"What happened to young midoriya?" Almight askes.

"Long story short, the class got hit by some kinda quirk that put us into a musical, singing runs our stamina down very fast, Izu has had a couple of songs in a row and he passed out so we were taking him to recovery girl so he can lay down away from anyone who might trigger a song."

"Young todoroki we can talk about this more later, let's just get young midoriya to the infirmary" Almight says, he changes to his buff form and takes the unconscious Izuku from me. Even though he wasn't supposed Izu told me about one for all and his connection to the former number one hero. So I let him take Izu because they trust each other.

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Should they trust almight-Liz

LIZ NO!!!-Alec

I'm just saying-Liz

Word count
-the authors

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