[Pst....need a shorter title form for these, help?]
■ the best night sleep of your life, in a large bed snuggled between big fluffy Bull and soft and warm Dorian.
■ all the tongues wagging about Skyhold, and quiet frankly all of Thedas.
■ Threesomes
■ Never feeling alone or out of place, you are misfits together.
■ the triangle is a judgment free zone.
■ no pants Fridays means, you get to hide their pants.
■ walking with both hands being held, one in Bull's hand and one in Dorian's, and being to cute it's nauseating.
■ getting playful, gentle or impassioned nuzzled and kisses on the back or curves of your neck while the other is busy kissing your lips.
■ or giving the nuzzled and extra kisses while they share a kiss.
■ learning to grow patience and understanding as both men are a handful.
■ lots of laughter
■ you and Dorian decorating Bull's horns with flowers.
■ You and Bull taking turns peeling Dorian grapes.
■ [if a Qunari] Bull rubbing horn balm on your horns, while Dorian rubs balm on his horns, and Dorian laughing at your sighs of relief.
■ you and Dorian going out to collect dawnstone for Bull. It's pretty.
■ you and Bull trying to get Dorian into Cassandra's armor....because... reasons
■ Dorian talking Bull into having you wear the armor instead....
■ and then having a larger version of it made for Bull to wear.
■ hearing murmurs of love whispered to you in the Tevinter and Qunari language.
■ being smooshed when they both try to hug you. Being twice as smooshed if you're a dwarf.
■ Varric wanting details of your private life for his next installment of "Swords and Shields"
■ always feeling loved.
■ listening to Dorian complain about Bull leaving the toys and tools about the room, instead of keeping them in the hidding spot.
■ being in charge of Manscaping them. Dorian is picky about who handles his mustache and Bull wants a tendency retouch when it comes to shaving...places.
■ Dorian reading to you in the wee hours of the day as you rest in his arms in bed [or] in a chair, meanwhile Bull is sharing stories about his Chargers and all the while you can concentrate because you're too relaxed.
■ never having the lack of a dance partner.
■ enticing games of wicked grace.
■ Adopting Cole and Sera and trying to get them to actually like each other. Using Bull and Dorian as an example of born rivals actual not being so different.
■ making all the Chantry sisters faint or run away.
■ You and Bull probably causing a scene whenever you are forced to deal with Dorian's family.
■ you and Dorian trying to wash Bull at shared bath time.
■ you and Dorian being Hangry all the time because Bull keeps stealing your food.
■ you and Bull trying to talk Dorian into Matching [oufits] Mondays.
■ living like an 80s sitcom with Bull, Dorian and the Chargers.
■ getting teamed up on or teaming up on either Bull and Dorian when there is an argument.
■ giving duel kisses on each other's cheeks.
■ [if Elf] giving each other nicknames in your native languages.
■ having a sub and a dom....or two Doms.
■ falling through a tree into custard with twice as much leaves.
■ pillow fights
■ learning to dance with six slik scarves to put on a bedroom show with Dorian.
■ waking up sore in the best way.
■ having Bull carry Dorian while Dorian carries you, or while you carry Dorian.
■ owning the biggest bed in all of thedas.
■ [if Qunari] Dorian using "Horns Up" as a code word to let you and Bull know he needs it as well as to let you know he needs actual help/protection when in a fight.
■ being the best Vents killing squad (the cultist ones anyway)
■ you and Dorian taking turns hitting Bull with the stick when demons freak him out.
