:WITH BULL:
Bull: so boss, I've been meaning to ask...
Bull: how's Krem be doing lately? I gave him a few pointers and..
Inquisitor: and you thought here...infront of everybody was a good place to ask?
Bull: sorry Boss...
Varric: wait, wait now I'm curious.
Dorian: right? You can't very well end it there.
Sera: get to the good bit, yeah? What kind of pointers.
Bull: well you see he got these st-
Inquisitor: Bull!....no.
Bull: fine, fine, we'll talk later boss.
[Or if Krem is in party]
Krem: ah right. So, you see I got these stra-
Inquisitor: Krem! [Or] finish that sentence and we won't be using them again.
Krem: *whispers* they have runes on them [or] *chuckles* mums the word then. Sorry guys.
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[If ended romance with Bull, Krem in party.]
Bull: so, you and the Boss huh?
Krem: er....yeeeah, sorry about that chief.
Bull: *laughs lightly* for what? I'm not mad, taught you everything you know.
Krem: you keep thinking that Chief, but I've been pulling dates long before you came around.
Sera: anyway, the parts are different. You can't teach him things his parts won't do. He'd learn that on his own with fun stuff.
Krem: *sighs* this wasn't about...
Inquisitor: Sera, it's not always that kind of conversation. [Or] shut up Sera [or] it wasn't...but..*soft sly chuckle* no lessons needed
Sera: pppphpt! Then why even talk about it? No one talks about kissy face stuff, talking about bumped uglies is better.
Bull: yeah - anyway, treat her good kid.
Krem: better than good, Chief. Always.
Sera: softies.
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[Jaws of Hakkon DLC - walking across the fallen tree or large tree root]
Bull: hey, be carefull. I'm not gonna explain to Krem how why I brought you back looking like a smooshed bug.
[Or if Krem is in Party]
Krem: Easy now, it's a long way down.
Inquisitor: you've caught me once before.
Krem: that was a softer fall I hope
Bull: haha cute.
Vivienne: you two are going to kill us all with that amount of sweetness.
Sera: right...get a room or kiss already .
Varric: ah, I remember puppy love, doesn't last long.
Dorian: oh no, they've become that couple.
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[After Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts]
Bull: hey, Krem. You finally had the courage to knab the boss. Nice!
Krem: how did you find out? We haven't told anyone...we'll now we have I guess.
Bull: I mean it was pretty obvious it was going to happen from day one but...then there was Halamshiral.
Bull: keveryone noticed The Inquisitor, dancing with the Vent, Bull's Charger or otherwise.
Dorian: yes, all tongues were wagging.
Krem: *chuckles* and they don't even know all the details or I'd wager we'd still be the talk of the town.
Bull: in Halamshiral? No, they've got much better scandals.
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[If failed relationship with Sera - Qunari or Elfy Elf]
Sera: hey Bull, tell that boy of yours he can stop looking at me funny.
Bull: huh? Oh...oh that. It'll blow over.
Inquisitor: what's this about?
Sera: nothing...
Bull: you shouldn't have made it about appearances/beliefs alone. He thinks your hurt her/him.
Sera: no way, we're solid now [or if approval low] yeah well...it hurt me too. Coulda been great.
Bull: they are happy, it's all that matters. I'll talk to Krem.
