I Can't Write a Poem!
I can't write a poem!
I know, I can't rhyme!
When I try for good meter,
I fail every time.
For some, it comes naturally.
But I'm still sitting here
Trying to write something
That will seem clear.
Poems, for me,
Are like common sense.
Because I have none,
And will most likely hit a fence.
Rhymes annoy me,
Just like the word, "Poke",
So when I start writing poetry,
My plans go up in smoke.
Punctuation is difficult,
It won't give me a rest.
Same with those silverfish,
Through all I've confessed.
By now, you should know.
If you don't, you're not bright.
That I can't write a poem,
I give up now, good night!
(I wrote this when I was going to bed. Heehee the last line makes sense. And that whole poem was irony, if you didn't notice.)