kiribaku oneshots

🎂🍦Same Here🍦🎂

^^current mood

hey yall so this is the 69th chapter

and id like to say

I AM REALLY TIRED OF SEEING YOUR SELF DEPRECATING COMMENTS, YOU ALL ARE AMAZING PEOPLE AND I WISH YOU COULD SEE JUST HOW PERFECT YOU ARE SO YOU COULD APPRECIATE YOUR OWN HOLINESS

LOVE YOURSELF, ACCEPT YOURSELF

i love you and it makes me sad to see you all hating on yourselves :( so stop or else im gonna cry and im your father

do you want to make your father cry? i thought not

so love yourself, you beautiful gorgeous being, or i will love you for you

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I hear a high pitched scream beside me.

"Oh, shut up, Shitty Hair! It's not-" I pause when I look at Kirishima. Holy fuck, Kirishima is beautiful.

"It is scary! What the hell are we gonna do?!" Kirishima pauses. "Oh my god. My hero costume!" Kirishima covers their chest.

"Oh, yeah. Didn't think about that." I look down at Kirishima's chest.

"Hey! Don't look!" Kirishima turns away from me. "So, what do we do?"

"What are you guys talking about?" A voice I instantly recognize as Mina comes from behind me. I turn around. "Holy fuck, you have tits!"

"That's the first thing you notice." I glare at Mina.

"Why do you sound like a girl?!" Mina yells. Everyone behind her, which is most of Class 1-A, looks just as shocked as Mina sounds.

"Because I am a girl, fuckwad! Kirishima and I got hit my a gender swapping quirk or some shit." I explain.

"Really?" Mina questions, then looks at Kirishima. "Kirishima? You okay, buddy?"

"Yeah, just... could someone get me a goddamn shirt!" Kirishima whines.

"Hold on." I roll my eyes, then leave the group. I find and go into the boys' locker room, grabbing my hoodie, then heading out again. I immediately hear yelling from almost everyone.

"Stop, you little pervert!" Mina screams. I gag slightly.

"Wait, was he trying to look at Kirishima's chest?" I yell.

"Maybe..." Kirishima replies. I throw the hoodie at Kirishima and go over to that little dick brained pervert.

"Don't you ever try that again, you hear me?" I growl through gritted teeth.

"Gotcha! Won't look at your girlfriend's huge tits!" He responds. I punch him, then leave him on the ground to age, so he can become fine wine. At least he'll be fine in one area.

"Hey, uh, Bakugou, thanks for letting me borrow your hoodie. In return, do you want a hairtie? Because your hair is pretty long and I think it might get in the way of some things." Kirishima says. I 'tch', but turn around, basically telling Kirishima they can do whatever they want. Kirishima comes up behind me and starts putting my hair up in a ponytail.

"So, what are we gonna do about the gender thing? Like, pronoun shit?" I ask.

"I'm gonna go by she/her pronouns. I bet this quirk goes away fairly quick, so I think it might be fun." Kirishima says. I can see her smile, even though I'm not looking at her.

"I'll go by she/her pronouns, too." I say, turning around to look at Kirishima when she's finished with my hair.

"You're really pretty." I say without thinking. I'm extremely embarressed, but like hell am I gonna let that show.