ICE CREAM [ completed ]

Eighty

ME
| I think Jungkook is in trouble

JIN HYUNG
| What do you mean?

ME
| I don't know
| I tried to shake it off last fall when we met
| But he always had bruises and his knuckles would always be fucked up
| He's always send me these weird messages asking him for help
| Whenever I would approach him about what was wrong he just shrugged it off
| Eventually he stopped being like that though...
| Like after we started dating

JIN HYUNG
| So what happened today?

ME
| I was at the cafe with Jimin today
| And I saw him

JIN HYUNG
| YOU WENT OUT WITH JIMIN???!!!
| 😱😱😱😱

ME
| Bigger issues here!
| Anyway Jungkook looked fucked up hyung
| He had a black eye and his hands and his lip...
| I don't know what's going on

JIN HYUNG
| That's so sad...

ME
| Jimin thinks that Namjoon is involved

JIN HYUNG
| I mean, probably!
| (But it's also weird to hear you talk about Jimin so casually...)
| (Moving on!)
| Jungkook is probably some secret spy that goes on cryptic missions
| He's probably a vigilante from Arrow
| And he gets beat up all the time
| And has this double life!!!!

ME
| Not helping

JIN HYUNG
| I don't know what to say Yoongi
| Jungkook lied to you for months
| He slept around with you for money pretty much
| Who knows what he's into

ME
| I don't know why I'm still worried about him

JIN HYUNG
| Unblock him and find out
| Duh

ME
| I'm not ready

JIN HYUNG
| Okay well then you'll never know
| So stop whining about it!!

ME
| Damn eomma!
| Don't get all snippy with me
| I'm sensitive!
| 😓

JIN HYUNG
| Sorry
| It's not even your fault
| I'm just super horny!!!!
| I haven't been able to get laid since I stopped sleeping Namjoon
| Isn't that stupid??
| Even after all the shit he did I am convinced I'll never find anyone ever again
| 😭

ME
| I understand this on a spiritual level