Who Falls

Dipper Vs. Manliness

Tyler Cutebiker is in the Mystery Shack where he is interested to buy certain things.

"I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?"

Stan Pines replies, "Uh, how about these crystals?" As he puts a bowl of "crystals" on the counter.

"Ha ha! Looks like broken glass."

"What are you, a cop?" Stan angrily replied.

"Ooh! You mean that new thing?" as Tyler motioned to the certain police box.

Dipper Pines interrupts, "Grunkle Stan?"

Mabel Pines adds in, "Can we go to the diner? We're huuungry."

"Huuuuungry."

Dipper and Mabel hit their stomachs against each other three times.

"Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind." Stan stated.

Tyler pointing at a fur trout. "Do you have this in another animal?"

"I'm fine locking him inside if you are."

Mabel and Dipper nod eagerly; soon where Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop.

"Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt... panther shirt."

Waitress hits a woodpecker on a wall and a beaver in a hole in the floor with a broom.

Old Man McGucket shouts, "Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!"

Sheriff Blubs is eating pancakes very quickly while Deputy Durland points a speeding device at him.

"Go! Go! Go! Go!"

Soon Dipper, Mabel, and Stan are at a table. Lazy Susan walks up to the table.

"Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?"

"I got hit by a floating double decker bus!"

"Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!"

Lazy Susan replies, "Thank you. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho."

"You do split plates, right?"

"Maybe..." Makes her lazy eye wink. "Wink!"

"Great! We'll all split a one-fourth of the number seven, plus a free salad dressing for the lady, and a small plate of ketchup for the boy."

Lazy Susan writes it down and walks off.

"But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!"

"With the fancy flour they use these days? What am I, made of money?"

Ironically, a piece of money shows out of Stan's sleeve. "Tap tap." As he taps it back in the sleeve.

"Awww..."

Dipper looks over and sees the Manliness Tester. "Don't worry guys, pancakes are on me. I'm gonna win some by beating that manliness tester."

"Manliness Tester?" "Beating?"

Stan and Mabel burst out laughing.

"He says he's... he says he... HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Stan laughs.

Dipper raised his eyebrows. "What? What's so funny?"

Mabel replies, "Oh, no offense Dipper, but you're not exactly "Manly Mannington." Ha ha ha!"

"Hey, I am too "Manly... Manny" or whatever it is you said." Dipper awkwardly replied.