1.
Guy: You can play with my dick and say you're practising anatomy.
Girl: Anatomy on a molecular level is beyond my expertise.
2.
Guy: are you a SAT? Because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes. With only a water break
Girl: I'm more like a driver's test. Your enthusiasm to take me is adorable but you're most likely sixteen and don't know what you're doing.
3.
Person 1: How dare you reblog my posts but not follow me.
Person 2: If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar.
4.
Guy: My dick has a lot in common with the sun...
Girl 1: Nobody likes looking directly at it?
Girl 2: It gives people cancer?
Girl 3: It rises at the crack of dawn?
Girl 4: It disappears at night?
Girl 5: Direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
Girl 6: It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me.
Girl 7: Nobody will ever touch it?
5.
Person 1: I think cooking is my calling
Person 2: Well hang up
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