Pickuplines Stories

hbr [7/19/17]

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in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.

Just random pick up lines from anime, artists and any other. Adleenamy >_<

(Sequel to "The Adventures of Our Scuttle Town Heroes") Ever feel like games have a mind of its own? Well, then meet Alex... A 17-year old boy who saved the world once... It's been a while since he had seen (Who is in love with) Shantae and his other fictional friends. Ever since he has been spending time with friends and enjoying memorable moments with his family. Until now... He has been tasked into capturing dark magic and free games... But it won't be easy... That's what friends are for... His Fictional and Non-Fictional friends help Alex free games from captivity by the dark magic... If he doesn't accept this... then who will??? If you're ready to play... Then. Just. Press. Start. Games that are included are... well you'll see... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Elizabeth moves from England back to America. She arrives at a new school for her senior year, only she didn't expect her childhood best friend, that she used to have a thing for, to be there. "Hey Riles?" she looks my way. "Yeah?" I turn my head in the guys direction. "Who's that? The guy sitting in the windowsill." she looks in the same direction as me, and as soon as she sees him she squeals. "HOLY SHIT, you think he's hot!!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD finally!!!! I thought you'd eventually turn into some lonely old woman with twenty cats as pets!!! You'd be one of tho-" "Oh just give me the name!! and DON'T. BE. SO. LOUD!!" I whisper-yell at her. Jesus, did she want the whole school to hear? The one I'm new at to be specific. She looks at me apologetically. "Right sorry, just got a bit excited over here. Well his name is Ace Ake-something... Crap this is like the billionth time I forgot someones last name! ake- ake-" "Akers" I Finnish for her my eyes becoming wide. "Ace Akers"

hey guys well here are some horrible pick-up lines I hope you enjoy them some are really stupid and some are so stupid they will make you laugh. Me and my friend made some of these up and some we heard from guys or seen over Facebook or other social media sites. BEWARE: THERE ARE SOME GROSS AND PERVERTED PICK-UP LINES SO DON'T GO REPORTING MY THING BECAUSE YOUR A WIMP AND I WILL WARN YOU AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE IF IT IS INAPPROPRIATE. p.s like I said I didn't make some of these up so don't get your tittys in a twist!

Just some super corny pick up lines, I really hope you enjoy them; some I made up and other came from my friends and tumblr so yeah! I hope you enjoy and happy reading!

❝Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you,❞ In which Leeteuk tries to cheer his depressed boyriend Heechul by telling him 100 pickup lines. | cover by @pizzabrains |

* Pick Up Lines that will sure as hell get you slapped * Example: - Are you Google? Cause you got everything I'm searching for. There is a mixture of pick up lines. There are cute ones, dirty ones and so on. but thanks for reading I hope you enjoy!!

"Debits and credits," Shadow repeated softly, a strange, almost thoughtful expression on his face. "A love story." He actually pondered this for a moment, his brow furrowed in concentration. "In a purely metaphorical, and highly abstract sense, I suppose one could... interpret it that way." Sonic grinned, emboldened by this unexpected breakthrough. "See? Romance! It's everywhere, Shadow, even in accounting!" He leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Speaking of romance..." he began, ready to launch into his most daring move. ❗❗ART IS NOT MINE AND IT GOES TO IT'S RESPECTFUL CREATOR @Lin0949713921 ON TWT❗❗

The names Lance. I am a flirt.......... BUT I AM FRIKIN AWESOME AT FLIRTING!!! Because of my amazing flirting skills I am dating the man of my dreams.... KEITH FRIKIN KOGANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are very much in love btw.. So I am here to help you get your crush to blush whenever they see you because you're JUST THAT HAWT!! Okay by I have to go save the Universe! 💙💙💙💙💙💙 - Lancey Lance (Credit to Artist for cover I have no talent)

Sometimes you really just need to read this...

wanna know how to get that smoking hot man/lady you see everyday?? come to this help and get all the pick up lines your little heart desires! DISCLAIMER!!!!! all of these pick up lines have been found on Google and tumblr,I have not came up with my own,if I did you would know cuz I'd be freaking out and make a whole 5 chapters about it! anyways ENJOY

Just a typical breakfast book to please someone's day! :) highest achievement #9 in Humor as of June 17, 2015 Warning: contains inappropriate words.. P.S: Read the title first..

You read the title

❝you must be the impala, cause i want to ride you all night long.❞ in which twenty one fangirls make a book of fandom quotes.

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Burns, Comebacks, Jokes, Pick up lines. Come on, comment and vote! It's the full package! Updating everyday!😀 STILL TRIGGER WARNING DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERED EASILY! The jokes in this book are not meant to offend anyone, but obviously it will because it's 2017 and everyone is offended by everything😒 Anyway enjoy!😄

Uhm, I did not mean for this book to BE this huge, uhm... Cool?

A bunch of cute and cheesy pick up lines that will either put a smile on your face and the ones you try them on, or just be fun to read while you kill time. I don't own these, I just got them from good 'ol Google. (Or just read this in a corner wrapped in a blanket with a tub of ice cream because you're part of the Single Squad) - Emma Flair