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by mavy-liz

by mavy-liz

                                    
                                              1.
                          I love you like a carnivore loves celery.
                          2. 
                          You're secrets are safe with me. I just pretend to listen.

                          3. 
                          Don't let your mind wander. It's way too small to be out by itself.

                          4. 
                          Person 1: I could make you very happy. 
                          Me: Why? Are you leaving?

                          5. 
                          You have brain freeze? Doesn't that actually require a brain first?