Comebacks

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1.

Person: You're ugly

Me: And this is coming for the poster child for abortions?

2.

Person: What? You jealous.

Me: Yeah of all the people who haven't met you

3.

Person: You're ugly

Me: Douche bag say Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhht?

4.

Person: What's your problem?

Me: The problem is you. The solution is to mind your own business

5.

The last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur


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