1.
The only dates you get are on calendars. Still 365 more than you
2.
Person 1: I don't give a shit.
Person 2: Well you should go see a doctor for your constipation
3.
I'm sure that the world revolves around the sun, not you
4.
Person 1: Take a picture, It will last longer.
Person 2: I can't flash photography scares animals
5.
I don't want your boyfriend, no one does. That's why he's with you
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