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How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

2.

What goes hahah plop?

Someone laughing their head off.

3.

Why isn't whispering permitted in class?

Because it's not aloud

4.

Why does lightining shock people?

Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself

5.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking


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